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To All Nairalanders by Asek1(m): 3:11pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
August: My son am tired September: Why? August: My time is up. I will be going to join your forefathers September: I know, I will miss you Dad August: Let me tell you something before I go September: What is it? August: When I go, please make sure you take care of this person September: Who? August: The person reading this conversation of ours. September: Okay August: I made some promises to this person during my reign, I fulfilled some and some I could not September: Why couldn't you fulfill all Dad? August: Well, my son, sometimes time and human factors affected some of the promises September: But... August: But surely, I spoke with God on this person's behalf and God granted my wish in you to fulfill the rest of the promises so these are the rest of fulfillment you will carry out on this person September: Go ahead Dad, am all ears August: Stabilize this person's health without ceasing all through your reign. Open a direct link between God and this person September: Done August: Ensure that this person's dream(s) come through within the shortest possible time September: Alright August: Give this person wealth that will touch the lives of multitudes September: Surely August: Make sure that you remove all hindrances to success from this person's way. I have been trying to make sure that money will never remain the priority of this person so keep to that please, make sure son September : I will Dad, no problem August: Pay more emphasis to the advice of this person's friends, do not worry about that of this person's enemies, God will take care of that, get it? September: Yes Dad, I do August: Finally, promise me that when your time is up, you will instruct that your offspring after offspring (October, November, December) to keep positive fulfillment of this person going September: Yes Dad. May God help me August: Now I can join my ancestors happily... MAY YOU BE PROSPEROUS IN SEPTEMBER. . . (Hit LIKE to say amen) |
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