kika23: .

If babies came out with the speed of ejaculation, the babies would prolly end up with scrambled brains on the floor.

Evathyst: it's lyk u'r high on somtin cheap. Wen I cnt even rmbr ur username na ur face I wan recognise. Lyk seriously? I guess u shld order 4d volume 2 of dt toasting book u'r bringing doz 'pick up lines' from cos d tactics from ds volume 1 seems outdated nd so can't work on me. Try again later

Even if d guy offended you by his approach,dis reply is way to harsh,to tell d truth,if u av a personal vendetta against men,its fine,but to diss a guy a like dis who hasn't made his intentions knwn clearly is d height of what do I call it now...maybe female pride or is it egotism,..it won't be a wrong idea to let him off easy,but pouring hot words out like dis only shows d kind of person u are...Ladies of virtue dnt behave dis way...ask anybody.

ogtavia:

Even if d guy offended you by his approach,dis reply is way to harsh,to tell d truth,if u av a personal vendetta against men,its fine,but to diss a guy a like dis who hasn't made his intentions knwn clearly is d height of what do I call it now...maybe female pride or is it egotism,..it won't be a wrong idea to let him off easy,but pouring hot words out like dis only shows d kind of person u are...Ladies of virtue dnt behave dis way...ask anybody.

Thank u judge. If only u cld take ur tym to read tru our discussions so as to knw how it all happened. Jst scroll up nd u'l knw how irritating som dudes can be. Next tym, u dnt deliver judgement wtout thorough investigation. I rise!

ogtavia:

Even if d guy offended you by his approach,dis reply is way to harsh,to tell d truth,if u av a personal vendetta against men,its fine,but to diss a guy a like dis who hasn't made his intentions knwn clearly is d height of what do I call it now...maybe female pride or is it egotism,..it won't be a wrong idea to let him off easy,but pouring hot words out like dis only shows d kind of person u are...Ladies of virtue dnt behave dis way...ask anybody.

Thank u judge. If only u cld take ur tym to read tru our discussions so as to knw how it all happened. Jst scroll up nd u'l knw how irritating som dudes can be. Next tym, u dnt deliver judgement wtout thorough investigation. Moreover, my response wasn't vituperative in any way except u'r indirectly questioning my intellectuality. Which I guess u wldnt.

Evathyst: Thank u judge. If only u cld take ur tym to read tru our discussions so as to knw how it all happened. Jst scroll up nd u'l knw how irritating som dudes can be. Next tym, u dnt deliver judgement wtout thorough investigation. Moreover, my response wasn't vituperative in any way except u'r indirectly questioning my intellectuality. Which I guess u wldnt.

I read thru ur discussions where he said he met u in a nyt vigil and was asking if u still recognised im and you said no and d conversatn continued till it got to where u told him off...I am nt judging u,I mean,who am I to judge....btw...except u'r indirectly questioning my intellectuality. Which I guess u wldnt..really?intellectuality...u've got to be kidding me...who said virtue is directly related to intellectual abi wetin u call am sef..

ogtavia:

I read thru ur discussions where he said he met u in a nyt vigil and was asking if u still recognised im and you said no and d conversatn continued till it got to where u told him off...I am nt judging u,I mean,who am I to judge....btw...except u'r indirectly questioning my intellectuality. Which I guess u wldnt..really?intellectuality...u've got to be kidding me...who said virtue is directly related to intellectual abi wetin u call am sef..

Seems it's d same person bt wit a different moniker. Else, u wldnt be trying so hard to stand logic on its head. Biko, tell me wats 'insulting' in my reply to him? Did u even read his response to d said 'reply?' whr he was saying one nonsense abt fuckin his 'mother' Nd did u read my reply as well? Na wa o! If I hadn't met someone lyk u, I wld av tot d 'legendary' Reuben Abati wil go into extinction after ds administration ignominiously pave way. Bro, being a spokesman is ur calling cos u go sabi distort fact. Quote me again nd I'll ignore u lyk I did to him.

Evathyst: Seems it's d same person bt wit a different moniker. Else, u wldnt be trying so hard to stand logic on its head. Biko, tell me wats 'insulting' in my reply to him? Did u even read his response to d said 'reply?' whr he was saying one nonsense abt fuckin his 'mother' Nd did u read my reply as well? Na wa o! If I hadn't met someone lyk u, I wld av tot d 'legendary' Reuben Abati wil go into extinction after ds administration ignominiously pave way. Bro, being a spokesman is ur calling cos u go sabi distort fact. Quote me again nd I'll ignore u lyk I did to him.

U are right,I dnt even know au any of this is my business..sori I pokenosed..

Spidermon:

If babies came out with the speed of ejaculation, the babies would prolly end up with scrambled brains on the floor.

But it doctors will always be there to slow it down..... The whole picture is just wrong... LoL

Smh

kika23:
But it doctors will always be there to slow it down..... The whole picture is just wrong... LoL

Lolllzzz....slow down how?? Inject the dick with codeine?

Spidermon:

Lolllzzz....slow down how?? Inject the dick with codeine?

Just thought about it again...... It's a disturbing picture..... I mean the space is really tiny... In fact its just disturbing.....

kika23:
Just thought about it again...... It's a disturbing picture..... I mean the space is really tiny... In fact its just disturbing.....

The v*gina in some women too could be quite tiny too. But babies manage to come out.

Spidermon:

The v*gina in some women too could be quite tiny too. But babies manage to come out.

It expands.... Plus it's more spacious than the cap hole... That stuff is just tiny.... Really tiny

kika23:
It expands.... Plus it's more spacious than the cap hole... That stuff is just tiny.... Really tiny

That hole in men hasn't been tested with any reason to expand. Maybe, just maybe it could also expand like VJay...lollzz

Spidermon:

That hole in men hasn't been tested with any reason to expand. Maybe, just maybe it could also expand like VJay...lollzz

True that...

kika23:
True that...

Kika, u sound like a fun person. Can I add u on bbm?

Spidermon:

Kika, u sound like a fun person. Can I add u on bbm?

Thank you well...... You'd have to work for it....

kika23:
Thank you well...... You'd have to work for it....

Hahahaha.....u have a plantation on which u want me to put in manual labour?

Spidermon:

Hahahaha.....u have a plantation on which u want me to put in manual labour?

Ermmmm.... You have any special skill?

kika23:
Ermmmm.... You have any special skill?

Yeah I do. Infact, every part of me is highly skilled.

Guys, I need more of this

'Thought I was the only one addicted to Memes.

Anyone with those Kermit the frog Memes should put them up, else

Spidermon:

Yeah I do. Infact, every part of me is highly skilled.

Hit me...

kika23:
Hit me...

To blow my own horns on a public page would seem immodest. I could tho'...

Spidermon:

To blow my own horns on a public page would seem immodest. I could tho'...

Go on..... Just two would do...

kika23:
Go on..... Just two would do...

I can fight and I can f**k.

Spidermon:

I can fight and I can f**k.

Ooo....k... There's no smilie for that expression.... I'd just say you can work on the farm then.... LoL

But u see, I am yet to learn of my employer's skill set

Spidermon: But u see, I am yet to learn of my employer's skill set

Farming

kika23:
Farming

Nice. So all that is needed is to iron out the contract details and the job description. Enter BBM:

Evathyst: Thank u judge. If only u cld take ur tym to read tru our discussions so as to knw how it all happened. Jst scroll up nd u'l knw how irritating som dudes can be. Next tym, u dnt deliver judgement wtout thorough investigation. I rise!

for your mind o.. Abeg go and sleep