Shekau: (pointing his gun) Who be you?

Negotiator: I am a negotiator.

Shekau: so, wetin you want.

Negotiator: who are your sponsors?

Shekau: (looks up, scatches head, then smiles). Na Ihejirika! That army commander, na im be our oga.

Negotiaor: wow! How can that be?

Shekua: you ask me question, i give you answer, wetin you dey talk again? Na Ihejirika dey give us all the money na.

(turns to his boys) abi, i dey lie?

Boys: na true you talk.

Negiator: who else?

Shekau: (looks up, scratchs head, then smiles), na Sherrif na.

If Ihejirika no bring money quicl. sherif go bring.

Negotiator: what of Buhari and El Elrufai, are they among?

Shakau: (lifts his gun and points it at the man), oya, begin dey go! You dey stupid! I say, na Ihejirika and Sherrif, you come dey ask me stupid questions!

Now, go! Make sure you tell them excatly what I told you! Else....

Negotiaor: (stands up) dont be angry na. As a negotiator. I am on your side.

Shekau: ok, just go.

Negotiator leaves!
Shakua: (mumbbles)Insha Allah, Ihejirika must pay for what did to us, amd Sherrif?? Hahahaha, that fool thinks he can betray us and get away with it

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