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Awkward Moment You Have Experienced Or You Can Imagine by khunz: 2:16pm On Sep 03, 2014 |
Lets share some embarrassing moments we have personally experienced or that which we can imagine possible: •When your call your wife Linda instead of Tina. Hoops Linda happens to be your hot female secretary’s name. • When your crush cooks a very salty food, you can’t eat it, your cant spit it neither can you tell her. Well Just swallow/munch it with water. • When you are alone in your office (newly employed) and you fart only for your colleagues to enter a minute later. • When Messi misses a penalty kick and Ronaldo scores on a counter attack from the missed penalty • When you are doing a presentation with your zipper wide open, only to know after the presentation! • When the wind is fiercely blowing up your shirt up at a fully packed national stadium. • When you leave home feeling cool in your afro hair cut , only for you to sight yourself from a show glass that you forgot to comb the LONGGGGG hair many hours later. • When your Sunday school teacher ask you joking during a class the name of the man that killed Goliath and you shout Samson cos you were busy chatting on your phone and didn’t hear the question. • When you arrive at work with your trouser tucked into your socks. • When you wake hope without praying(even when you have the time and it crossed your mind) , only for you to get to work late on the same day and you see your boss car parked outside, how do you open the same mouth to start praying? • When you try to enter an office with greeting the people seated by the entrance only to discover the door is locked , how do you ask them about the occupant's whereabout • When you PUT on your tv for live friendly match and you see Spain 1-Burundi 5 five minutes to go! • When you are in an interview for a new job (hr / compliance officer)and your present boss calls you and the interviewers grant you permission to pick up and the conversation below takes place; Boss: where are you? , we are all waiting for you. You: (reluctantly)Am in the bank submitting the documents you gave me to the branch manager,can I call you back sir. Boss : No let me talk to the branch manger , I need to discuss something urgently with him. Youyou cover the mouth piece and ask the interviewers can anybody volunteer to be the branch manager ) Interviewers: (chorus ) No!!!!!! You: (you changed your voice ) This is the branch manager on the line how can i help you sir? WILL YOUR STILL BE OFFERED THE NEW JOB? Share yours. |
Re: Awkward Moment You Have Experienced Or You Can Imagine by RichDad1(m): 2:38pm On Sep 03, 2014 |
Op, rename thread as : #That Awkward Moment Anyways I'm here first. In case.... |
Re: Awkward Moment You Have Experienced Or You Can Imagine by acenazt: 2:48pm On Sep 03, 2014 |
mehn me na wen my neighbour catch me dey nack her daughter oh. choi dat day was hellish. 1 Like |
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