Ebuka told Akpors his Oga at the shop to please wait at the gate and pick him up after his WAEC Commerce exam at the Commercial Secondary School where he registered. He was given Commerce Exam question paper and the only question
he could answer was question number 3 which said: “Differentiate between a Warehouse and a Shop” (20marks)

After much thinking he smiled and wrote his answer as fast as he could: Warehouse is at Ojota while Shop is at
Alaba market. Then he submitted his paper and went to meet his Oga at the gate.

Oga Akpors: John, how far? How e be?

John: E dey so simple Oga. Question number three say make we differentiate between a warehouse & a shop.

Oga Akpors: Ehen-ehen…Wet in you come write?

John: hmmm. I write say “warehouse dey for Ojota & shop dey for Alaba.

OGA: So na the only thing wey you write be dat? John: Yes Oga
Oga Akpors: Chinekemee!!! U dey craze, common go back go add the phone numbers & our complete address. silly boy! Na so dem take dey get customers!