Ebuka told Akpors his Oga at the shop to please wait
at the gate and pick him up after his WAEC
Commerce exam at the Commercial Secondary
School where he registered. He was given Commerce
Exam question paper and the only question
he could answer was question number 3 which said:
“Differentiate between a Warehouse and a
Shop” (20marks)
After much thinking he smiled and wrote his answer
as fast as he could: Warehouse is at Ojota while Shop
is at
Alaba market. Then he submitted his paper and went
to meet his Oga at the gate.
Oga Akpors: John, how far? How e be?
John: E dey so simple Oga. Question number three
say make we differentiate between a warehouse & a
shop.
Oga Akpors: Ehen-ehen…Wet in you come write?
John: hmmm. I write say “warehouse dey for Ojota &
shop dey for Alaba.
OGA: So na the only thing wey you write be dat? John:
Yes Oga
Oga Akpors: Chinekemee!!! U dey craze, common go
back go add the phone numbers & our complete
address. silly boy! Na so dem take dey get customers!