Na JeJE I sitDowN for mA paPa hoUse o, nA eHn OnE oF mY MaDamS caLL sAY shE waN cOMe caTcH fUN fOR mY crIB o. I coMe TeLL heR saY maKe shE cOmE cOs moMsy Dey FrANce wHILe PoPcy dEY TraVeL gO aBuja . I DOn eVeN foRGet SAY shE deY coMe seLf, Na EHN I HeaR beLL o. She just came in looking gorgeous I was like damn!! (Common look at those laps ). I cooked macaroni and cheese with chicken sha, then I took moet champagne from ma fathers mini bar and popped it, you know as a big boy sha. After all the giggling and eating sha. I just touched her bakkasi she just started saying Ope stop it jorey I don't like it, I just started thinking silently that so this girl go chop all ma food and drinks without me touching her?? She think say na free?? Even heaven self no be free. I just tried to force her take note, force her. While I grabbed her manCHESTER united she just gave a kick on my fishing rod I became unconscious immediately ********* am still typing from the hospital bed self, I'll be discharged 2mao, and she's going to come and visit me again please what do you think I should do to her

Yabaleft candidate!

*story for the gods *

Better go sleep...Mtcheeew.. As if Jesus gave Food to the multitude wanting something in return.. Good for you if your story is real

Op Do u fink dat post is funny?

*Faints*

Chimerase: Op Do u fink dat post is funny?

goan die Please

rozzay: *Faints*

wake up please tell me what to do,

What the fvck!!!! Op..lemme run mental if I understood da sh*t

Read again, read over again, if you don't get it, go and die please

mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww dis is wot ma grandpa told me d oyinbos calld










RUBBISH

op eh.....dem go tie u deliver....i swear...u gat me laffin....if she comes back..kick her boobs too and bite her lips....she go faint....den u start work for her body...shey i try na??....lols

Yes ma broda hope I won't be charged with rape?