--IN CASE U HAVEN'T SEEN THIS--
A Nigerian mother was lucky enough to see her 3
daughters get married the same year, so she called
them after the wedding and told them "Dont forget to
text me your first night experience and text it in
code" So....... after a week, the 1st daughter texted
"NESCAFE" and the next week the 2nd daughter text
"BENSON" the mother being an intelligent woman
went to get a Nescafe tin and read the label "fantastic
till the last drop" went to her husband's pack of
Benson cigarette and read "Extra long, king size" she
smiled and said "not bad for their ages". After the
next week, the 3rd daughter texted "NAIROBI to
MOMBASA", the mother then called Kenya airways
helpdesk to enquire about their Nairo-Mombasa
flight and they replied "it's 3times daily, 7days a
week, and the flight duration is 75mins". The mother
fell down and shouted. "igweeeeeeeee!!! This one will
kill my daughter yoooooooh...............