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How To Spot A Fake Abuja Big Girl by Nobody: 7:15pm On Sep 05, 2014
Found this interesting article on Premium Times,
written by Chinenye Ugonna. Read below and tell
us if you agree…

If you have lived in Abuja for more than a
year, you should understand the term “fake
Abuja big girl” or FABB.

These are the girls who are usually very
attractive, own all the Apple products in this
world, live in N1million flats in Maitama, but
if you check their background, their parents
are struggling in their various villages.

Enough said, let me educate you. Continue…

1. Bleached skin and tattoos:
These days, most girls think they have to be “white-
skinned” to be beautiful. They go as far as taking
injections to perfect their skin. They then get
tattoos to complete the look. These girls have to
sell their market. When you check their
background, their families are as dark-skinned as
they come but these girls look more like Black or
White era Michael Jackson.

2. Fake accent:
This is another common trait. FABBs roll their
tongues like their lives depend on it. Every vowel,
irrespective of the word, is followed by an ‘R’: Jos
become Jors; Taxi, Tarxi; Abuja, Abujarrr.

3. Long ‘human’ hair:
If they do not have the Brazilian hair that reaches
their b*tt, they haven’t arrived. Picture the combo:
bleached skin, fake accent and long Brazilian hair.
Most of these girls don’t even have up to N10, 000
in their bank accounts but they have to impress. All
na packaging!

4. Own the latest android phones:
This draws me back to a Nigerian movie I watched
weeks ago. Funke Akindele’s character sold her bed
just so she could buy an Android phone. She
preferred to sleep on a bare mattress on the floor
than use her regular Nokia phone just so she could
impress the guys and catch “proper fish.” This is
exactly what FABBS do. They would own the iPhone
5s, S4, iPad. Before the iPhone6 is out, they already
have it yet they don’t have regular jobs. So where
do they get all that money from?

5. Don’t invite you to their houses:
FABBs never want you to know where they live; it
would ruin the illusion of their prosperous lives.
Picture this, as a guy, you meet this pretty light
skinned lady, who owns all the nicest phone and
tablets, maybe drives a car if the hustle is tight;
long Brazilian hair and a little cash in their bank
account. As a guy, you believe you are toasting or
dating a girl who has money. So, why would she
invite you to her “face me I face you” to spoil her
packaging?

Everybody’s hustle is different but that of the Fake
Abuja Big Girl is the realest; take note

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Re: How To Spot A Fake Abuja Big Girl by Unionised(m): 8:04pm On Sep 05, 2014
If you know the ORIGINAL, why worry about the COUNTERFEIT?

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