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Are you a Zebra? by KorrectMedia(m): 11:07pm On Sep 05, 2014
A pedestrian was walking along the road. He wanted to
cross over, so he used the side which has a zebra sign and
a caution ZEBRA CROSSING boldly written on the floor
even though he saw a vehicle, hoping as usual the vehicle
would stop because of the zebra sign.
But the car didn't stop and kept coming closer to him.
Terrified, the man jumped immediately out of the way
and screamed, "Are you crazy?! Didn't you see the Zebra
sign?!"
The driver brought out his head from the window and
said, "Are you a Zebra?!"

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