A Bentley just bashed a Range Rover SUV in Lekki. The two owners came out, inspected the damage, exchanged business cards and left. #Swag

White people commit suicide a lot because of depressing music. You can't think of killing yourself while you're dancing Sekem or Shoki na.

This lady on my flight got a goodbye kiss from her boo in PH and a welcome back kiss from her fiancé in Abuja.

Some people are the cause of their unemployment. How can Ur CV be 24 pages? If the Manager wants to read a newspaper, won't he buy Vanguard?.

Brethren, make money before thinking of women. Even in the bible, Job comes before Romans.

CONFUSION is when you go steal meat from the pot, and you forget whether the spoon was on top or inside the pot.

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Lolz nyc 1 . . ."person wey tawq say ntin last 4eva neva use hausa perf"