The patience you exercise when your Blackberry hangs.. Please use it in relationships.

Nawa o,I dey Lagos,my internet no dey go and Shekau dey forest yet he get enough bandwidth to upload 59mins YouTube video..Chai diaris God o.

If People Can Use "LOL" Without Even Laughing Surely They Use "I Love You" Without Even Loving You.

Be Guided.It is only in Nigeria that a Policeman will stop you and search your phone gallery for blue film.

Somewhere in Onitsha,an Ibo man is struggling with the ushers on how to retrieve the N200 he mistakenly dropped instead of N20 offering

From Bitter Kola 2 salt nd water therapy,b4 we knw na Chicken nd Chips go b d next tin we go chop to stop Ebola smh...Naija I hail ooo.

If you buy your boo iphone6 and she doesn't use your picture as dp for a month,collect your phone.

PDP borrowed 1billion US dollars to fight Boko Haram. If APC gets there, they will borrow 10billion Euros to fight OPC. Save your complains.

Beloved sisters in the Lord, if your boyfriend can finish 5 loafs of bread and 2 fishes; you are dating 5000 people.

I wonder if Tantalizers is still an eatery or a road direction. "If U reach Tantalizers, turn right. Don't enter o, just pass it"

Naija girls don't just cheat. They cheat mercilessly. The kinda cheating that when U find out, U have no choice but to join the church choir.

BEYONCE: Babe, do the dishes. JAY-Z: I’m busy BEYONCE: wait!!! *brief silence* are you going to do the dishes or do I have to call Solange?

With the advanced tracking technology deployed from US to fight BokoHaram, I just hope they brought their own source of electricity along.

Dear ladies wey wan marry 'Charming man', why una no go marry Babalawo?.

A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend. If she isn't jealous when someone has Ur attention, it's vividly because someone else has hers.

No matter how much the buttocks are in a hurry, it will always remain at the back.

Bollywood Has Taught Me that once you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps and join you.

Naija girls are NEVER drunk in love with guys that have EMPTY pockets..their love no dey blind, e dey see.

CLEARLY SINCE 1990 they've been telling us about leaders of tomorrow yet we still have fathers of yesterday in power.

GIRLS have STRANGE Characteristics!! They get WET without bathing, They BLEED without injury... They give MILK without eating grass.

My mama go live to reap the fruit of her labour. RT IF YOU WANT THE SAME FOR YOUR MOMMA

Nigerian nurses would wake you up to give you sleeping pills.

Sex without condoms is really magical. A Baby Appears and the Father Disappears.

On judgment day, I'll just hold a Nigerian flag to show God I've been to Hell already.

About 15 pictures with the same top, haba sister abeg, you be MERLIN??

When a Military Man dies,we shoot all night,When a Christian dies, we pray all night,What if a prostitute dies, what will happen all night?

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Mehn! This is damn hilarious

I enjoy it, but you got to learn how to edit

please i will be glad if u teach me

Lol....de last one really cracked me up...tnx op

Jisus.... i hail thee oooooooooo

LOL @ Igbo man struggling with church usher over N20.

hehe