Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,193,931 members, 7,952,744 topics. Date: Wednesday, 18 September 2024 at 10:52 PM

8 Rules Of Being A Celebrity In Naija – By Kunle Afolayan - Celebrities - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Celebrities / 8 Rules Of Being A Celebrity In Naija – By Kunle Afolayan (714 Views)

Photo Of The Day( She Is A Celebrity In Her World) / Kunle Afolayan And Omotola Jalade Chilling In LA / Jim Iyke Is The Best Dressed Male Celebrity In Nigeria (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply)

8 Rules Of Being A Celebrity In Naija – By Kunle Afolayan by femi4: 10:36am On Sep 08, 2014
"You must be ready to receive insults on social media platforms” – Kunle Afolayan

Award winning filmmaker,Kunle Afolayan took to his official facebook page to share his thoughts on 'being a celebrity in Nigeria’ and the price to pay for fame.

According to the ‘Figurine‘ producer, the below is the story of his life. Read below.
Being a celebrity in Naija!! Rules of Engagement.

1. You must be a mobile atm at all times. Very applicable to the following (Police, customs and immigration officers) at check points, airports and borders as well as area boys.

2. You must never have personal problems only solve people’s problems. including buying breakfast for strange figures ‘ boys must chop’

3. You must never have moods. It’s forbidden, you are not human,remember?

4.You must never have an opinion. Its not permitted. Else you incur the people’s wrath.

5. You must be ready to receive insults on social media platforms especially from annoying anonymous persons and also be ready to be impersonated on Facebook with as many pages. Miscreants ripping innocent people off in your name.

6. You must never have a life.

7. You must be ready to over look and endure everything even if it’s to your detriment. After all you are a Celeb

8. Be ready to pay your fans for seeing your movies or listening to your music. You are everyone’s fan! Ever been told "you are my biggest fans oo I dey watch your film oo make you settle". Humm if I’m your fan, I wonder what you are to me?

Well just follow these eight simple guidelines and you can never go wrong. Remember that’s the Price for fame.

NOW THATS THE STORY OF MY LIFE!!!!

1 Share

Re: 8 Rules Of Being A Celebrity In Naija – By Kunle Afolayan by Abbey2sam(m): 11:44am On Sep 08, 2014
Cool story

(1) (Reply)

Untold Story Of My Life, Kunle Afolayan Revealed / An Open Letter To Maheeda. (gods Warning) / Who Agrees With D'banj?

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 9
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.