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That KEGITE Graduate by Hollysmile: 1:53pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
You get admission enter higher institution, 1st thing wey you do na to join KEGITE KLUB... In 2 months, you don dey fluent with dia kind of english (Eg. who are wah to wah-wah the gods?)... Before graduation, you don invent plenty slangs join the ones wey you meet, sote dem promote you from "AK-TAPPER" to "CHIEFO"... Now, you don graduate, dey send CV anyhow... 1 multinational with vacancy for customer care call you for oral interview... Fear is now 'catching' you because you know say na only kegites english you sabi speak... Ok! Now, na who we go blame? Boko haram abi ISIS? #Welcome2TheRealWorld...[color=#000099][/color]
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Re: That KEGITE Graduate by bastien: 2:14pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
Die it op, say no say,tell no tell |
Re: That KEGITE Graduate by gustav25: 4:33pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
bastien: Die it op, say no say,tell no tellyou see one of them here,simple English you no learn tomorrow na Jonathan u go the blame |
Re: That KEGITE Graduate by bastien: 5:18pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
gustav25: you see one of them here,simple English you no learn tomorrow na Jonathan u go the blameu don cap finished |
Re: That KEGITE Graduate by Hollysmile: 11:37am On Sep 09, 2014 |
bastien: Die it op, say no say,tell no tell See 1 of dem, o. Lol |
Re: That KEGITE Graduate by Hollysmile: 11:38am On Sep 09, 2014 |
bastien: u don cap finished U be dia chiefo, nii? |
Re: That KEGITE Graduate by bastien: 1:18pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
Hollysmile:I be executioner |
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