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Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Antell95(m): 2:07pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
adamskutty: I think so. Maybe he is having a hard time with his landlord, he couldn't pay for the self contain he is staying in. Self contain sacarsm!! |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by adamskutty(m): 2:09pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
Antell95:he no worth am? |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Faun(m): 2:09pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
adamskutty: I had many things to do today o, before that lazy goon came with badluck My boy, the rest of your day will also be wasted here the more you fool yourself. I'll make sure this thread gets 60 pages at least. But in the mean time, you can keep guessing in a bid to unravel my persona. I find it interesting 2 Likes |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Antell95(m): 2:10pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
Faun: Ehya!! make we clap for am na. You no dey shame |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by ArtanK(m): 2:10pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
adamskutty: thanks mallam yusuf. I use to think u are 26/27 and enligtenedsoul 31/32 Not the first time someone's told me that. LOL @ E soul being 32 Enjoy the day Adam 1 Like |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Antell95(m): 2:13pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
adamskutty: he no worth am? That nigga is still living with his parent in da village |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by adamskutty(m): 2:13pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
Faun:today is my free day U owe me 7 replies ,go smoke cow dung make u high small before we start Overage kiddo i hear say u be ilogunboy, no be so dey dai call you? I must be the last to comment for this thread This thread must be kept alive |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Faun(m): 2:15pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
Antell95: Nothing to be ashamed about, my boy. I'm 24, youthful, accomplished and self-reliant. But you, on the other hand, still depend on your parents for your daily bread . So who's the dummy? 2 Likes |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by adamskutty(m): 2:17pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
Antell95:faun is a 40yr old pot belly old man with cricket legs. Comparing that "thing" to mr. Ibu is an insult to Mr. Ibu himself. What kinda grown up will be here arguing with young minds since day break? |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Antell95(m): 2:19pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
Faun: It's Obvious |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by adamskutty(m): 2:19pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
Faun:Antell see football age abeg #falls.from.chair. So were u dey hustle Mr. 24? |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by adamskutty(m): 2:21pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
Antell95:he is really jobless i must say Small small dey guy the tell us his life history? Faun abeg no verce o,my niggy niggy nigga,which year ur papa disown u? |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Faun(m): 2:22pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
adamskutty: today is my free day Awwww, my little slave Shows you can't even comprehend. My boy, you owe me your eternal presence on this thread, not the other way round. We're going keep doing this even right till 2:00AM the next morning, whether you like it or not. I make the rules, you obey. And correction: They say I'm Iconise, not Ilogunboy. Ilogunboy in question was left battered beyond repair to the extent he started seeing me everywhere he went, and assuming every opponent of his to be "Faun". And that same fate is about to befall you 2 Likes |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Antell95(m): 2:23pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
adamskutty: faun is a 40yr old pot belly old man with cricket legs. Jisos! *rolling with laughter* Wondering how he got that Nokia 2330 |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Faun(m): 2:25pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
Antell95: Yes, that's very obvious indeed. 2 Likes |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by adamskutty(m): 2:27pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
Faun:it took these m0ron 10 minutes just to reply me. U don't know me, we go fit sleep for this thread, let us see who will get tired. U owe me 7 lines ,that u must repay or forever hide ur face in shame u sack of excrement I give the order here i run the show my slave ( the edi0t is even copying my lines..). U have no right whatsoever to use that word on ur mister ,saviour, lord and owner. U forget u are my property, my wish is ur command Bow before me u inferior being |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Faun(m): 2:29pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
adamskutty: faun is a 40yr old pot belly old man with cricket legs. The same kind that atleast wouldn't be pathetic enough to open a thread by 1:00AM begging Nairlanders to wish him a happy birthday. I know it still hurts you deeply no matter how you try to hide it, and that's why I'm going to keep twisting that knife as you keep throwing your inconsquential expletives 2 Likes |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by adamskutty(m): 2:32pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
Antell95:the toad must be using a nokia 2330 for real, he is to slow to reply The jungle he lives in don't have a 3g network i bet |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Faun(m): 2:35pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
adamskutty: it took these m0ron 10 minutes just to reply me. U don't know me, we go fit sleep for this thread, let us see who will get tired. And it took you running away to DickDastardly's thread crying like a little boy because I gave you some harsh truths you couldn't swallow. As for the sleeping, that's okay. I've got my mattress and extra batteries ready too. You claimed you weren't going to reply me anymore on this thread, but against your own wish, you're still here throwing your empty tantrums. So, my boy, you ARE my slave You'll only move when I tell you to. And remember you follow me (even though I don't follow you)? Now tell me, does the master follow the slave or does the slave follow the master? I've got you wrapped around my little finger if you don't know. And when I yank your chain, you have no choice than to follow my orders. Kneel, boy 2 Likes |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by adamskutty(m): 2:36pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
Faun:what did u take for lunch? Soured beans with chilled monkey pee right. Aren't u the same piece of sh1t that was begging for nuudes few minutes ago? What can be more pathetic than that for a 40yr old unemployed area man U keep on slaying urself,i play the music while u dance to it, u hungry primitive slave |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Faun(m): 2:40pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
Antell95: adamskutty: the toad must be using a nokia 2330 for real, he is to slow to reply Awwwww, the two little butt-buddies trying to console each other. How sweeeet Sorry, but you're both going to stay on Nairaland till 2:00AM, because that's what I want you to do. I'm just laughing at your powerless jabs. Being a regular poster in the politics section, your pre-school insults are mere comedy to me 2 Likes |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by adamskutty(m): 2:43pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
Faun:This edi0ts is copying my style I had to follow u to keep an eye on my property like how every caring owner will do to its property U were so scared to confront ur mister so i had to come back to lecture u,take note, ur mister haven't started dissing u, i'm only lecturing, this is a lesson remember? U are below me, u ain't worth my dog poo u nerf herder Fowl anus explorer you should know that u are a property of me, i can sell u to antell if i so wish ,abi! Antell u go buy this parasite? U ain't clean enough to serve me, maybe serving my dog will do From today onwards,u are my dog slave |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Antell95(m): 2:45pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
Faun: nincompoop witling lowlife Go get your kids what to eat 1 Like |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by adamskutty(m): 2:48pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
Faun:twinkle twinkle little star Thats how ur meaningless lines sounds to me, u don't have to tell me ur NL history my dog slave I think u say u be employed graduate nau? Fvctard with a minute brain This roadside umbrella repairer is running out of ideas, u fvcking clinking , clanking, clattering collection of fermented brownish watery sperm of a dog 1 Like |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Faun(m): 2:49pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
adamskutty: what did u take for launch? Soured beans with chilled monkey pee right. Well, first of all, illiterate, it's "LUNCH". Secondly, "Send me newwdz" is a line popularized by a cult-classic movie from the Coen Brothers, "The Big Lebowski" starring Jeff Bridges (The Dude). It's a line I say all the time, and to everyone in a joking fashion, or if I'm just trolling for the heck of it. Hell, Nairaland is a website I don't take seriously and never will, because I've seen it all and can't be bothered anymore. And heck, come to think of it, I don't even follow any girl on Nairaland. And despite having several followers, I just follow 1 person, cuz frankly, I can't be bothered. We can't say the same for you who keeps running around with a new handle each time the previous one gets banned, because your life revolves around Nairaland. That's the bitter truth for you, my boy 2 Likes |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by adamskutty(m): 2:50pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
Antell95 abeg which kian employed graduate dey dai NL from 5am up till this time on tuesday? This guy own,e get as e be o |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Antell95(m): 2:52pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
adamskutty: This edi0ts is copying my style Will buy and use him for sacrifice to appease the gods.. But the gods might reject this demented non compos mentis muppet |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Antell95(m): 2:56pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
adamskutty: Antell95 abeg which kian employed graduate dey dai NL from 5am up till this time on tuesday? A banker right His lies could cure an Ebola patient |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by adamskutty(m): 2:57pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
Faun:u don't have to edit my post Yeah! Its lunch and not launch as u said ,u are a fvcking illiterate . U are my dog slave, and u wanna know why people follow u(that is if its true anyway) ? cos u crack them big time the same way u are cracking me up now. U will make a great historian, i love the way u tell me ur life history even ur cyber history U must be the black sheep of ur family, u sound bitter, sad and frustrated no wonder ur signature is "i hate u " . Pls tell me my malnourished dog slave, who is this person that brought u so much pain? I can help u, i can make ur life better never give up hope cos i am ur messiah! 1 Like |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Faun(m): 2:57pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
adamskutty: This edi0ts is copying my style Little kid, keep lying to yourself. They say fantasy is a necessary ingredient of life, so your fables are allowed. But ummm, you still haven't answered this question: Does the master follow the slave or does the slave follow the master? Now, are you not my "follower"? Even though I won't ever follow back, aren't you my follower? I smashed and busted your fragile ego so bad this morning you had to run and create a thread for me! But unlike you sha, in my case, you're simply a nonentity and not worth the effort, so don't expect any threads from me. You're unimportant afterall. However, we shall keep 'fraternizing' on this thread, because I say so. And you have no choice but to obey. 2 Likes |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by adamskutty(m): 3:05pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
Faun:little umemployed brat. I have to follow u,to watch over u and guide u my dog's property from entering into the wrong hands U haven't answered by questions u monkey 1. Where u dey work? 2. Wetin u chop this afternoon? I had to say it in the pidgin way since u ain't intelligent to comprehend by post in the right way I thought u were kidnapped,i had to open that thread to alert the world about my missing property ( that was when u were my property) I give the orders here u miserable wretched urchin i command, u obey, u bow and worship me ur lord 1 Like |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Faun(m): 3:08pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
adamskutty: u don't have to edit my post M0ron, scroll up and see your own goof. It's exactly as it is, and nobody edited your post. You are the stark illiterate who can neither write nor punctuate, talking about being in a University Yeah, I know that's why people follow me. One of my followers said she found my sense of humor intriguing in an odd way. So yeah, all positive reviews are welcome, and I'm determined to keep making them laugh, especially as they're laughing right now from watching you get flogged on your birthday thread. And sorry boy, but you still won't be getting any follow from me, becuase you're neither intriguing nor intelligent You're just another unfortunate little boy I shall use to pass time as we upgrade our office systems mainframe today. LOL. Black sheep indeed. Keep trying hard. Like I said, I'm going to make you keep posting on this thread today, and there's nothing you can do about it, my little slave 2 Likes |
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