adamskutty: The modafvcker is on the run

On the contrary. You ran away like a spineless little coward straight from your own thread to DickDastardly's thread, hoping I would stoop to your level of immaturity.
After that failed, you're back here against your wish, ranting to the high heavens.
That, my boy, makes you my slave

Faun:

[s] The little boy wants to wow me with his nursery school insults?
Awwwww, how cute!

But ummm, I thought you said you weren't going to reply me on this thread anymore. But after trying in vain to get me on the other thread, you're now back to licking your own vomit against your wish.

Hmmmmmmmm.
Looks like you're the slave here, my boy [/s]

utter crap from a primary school drop out

Ur lines are weak, it reminds me of primary school rhymes

Fvctard! Imma maul that madness out of ur coconut brain

U loud mouthed pernicious ,pugnacious, stroppy basenji , injudiciously showing me how dementia has crippled his coconut brain

Ar0used ,garul0used punk, it looks to me like the best part of u ran down the azz of ur momma and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress

adamskutty: wtf! This niggeer is tryna save face

No i don't call for help, i own u, i own u and ur animal family, it is ur duty to entertain ur mister and that u must do

I had to, cos u weren't ready to face ur lord but now u got no option, we must derail this thread together , u incompetent imbecilic waste of natural selection, ur brain which contains soured eba mixed with watery monkey sperm would be put to better use in a baboon rather than squandered like it is in urs

Hope u saw the thread name u snort nose cannibal. Welcome to derailers paradise

Heyaaaaah. Keep deluding yourself, okay boy?
Fact of the matter is, you have been decimated psychologically already.

Remember you created this thread?
But now, you have been forced by your emotions to rename it after your tomfoolery at DickDastardly's thread proved abortive
Me, I'm just in this same corner exploiting your fragile ego and watching you blow your top like a daycare child throwing a tantrum
Who's the dummy?

Faun:

On the contrary. You ran away like a spineless little coward straight from your own thread to DickDastardly's thread, hoping I would stoop to your level of immaturity.
After that failed, you're back here against your wish, ranting to the high heavens.
That, my boy, makes you my slave

Now this bumbailey poofter is talking about immaturity, don't get all emotional on me now, u started this sh1t , u are the immatured over grown brat here remember ur first post in here huh? And u started the insult remember? dont try to save face now

It looks to me like i under-estimated the numbers of ur brain cells u crack me up big time, this niggeeer talking about jamb and sh1t, how he is a fvcking unemployed graduate

Moda'fvcker,i hope some hobo porks u in the hole till u can't pee standing up, u splunking anus explorer

Faun:

The little boy wants to wow me with his nursery school insults?
Awwwww, how cute!

But ummm, I thought you said you weren't going to reply me on this thread anymore. But after trying in vain to get me on the other thread, you're now back to licking your own vomit against your wish.

Hmmmmmmmm.
Looks like you're the slave here, my boy

grimy murky looking bellend.

Who invited you

adamskutty:

Now this bumbailey poofter is talking about immaturity, don't get all emotional on me now, u started this sh1t , u are the immatured over grown brat here remember ur first post in here huh? And u started the insult remember? dont try to save face now

It looks to me like i under-estimated the numbers of ur brain cells u crack me up big time, this niggeeer talking about jamb and sh1t, how he is a fvcking unemployed graduate

Moda'fvcker,i hope some hobo porks u in the hole till u can't pee standing up, u splunking anus explorer

Laughing my azz off. By the time I'm done with you, you would have exhausted all the words in your poor, under-developed vocabulary.
AdamSkutty my slave, the emotional kid is you, running from thread to thread and crying about Faun while throwing words he barely knows their meanings

By the way, you haven't answered my question - You don get admission yet, abi you go write JAMB again next year?

Antell95:


grimy murky looking bellend.

Who invited you

Tell your female friends to send me newwdz

Faun u no dey work? This niggeeer has been here since morning

The graduate claiming slave has been entertaining me since day break

This niggeer must be an umbrella repairer under third mainland bridge

Faun:

I'll Tell my momma to send u newwdz

I don't deal with whores

adamskutty: Faun u no dey work? This niggeeer has been here since morning

The graduate claiming slave has been entertaining me his day break

This niggeer must be an umbrella repairer under third mainland bridge

I guess you've never heard of internet-enabled phones, right? They give the owner the power to access the internet from anywhere he likes, including his workplace; but that's okay if your illiteracy makes it difficult for you to comprehend. Really, I understand.

Now, back to my question wey you dey dodge - You don get admission yet, abi you go write JAMB again next year?

Painment wan kill this boy.

Faun: [s]

Laughing my azz off. By the time I'm done with you, you would have exhausted all the words in your poor, under-developed vocabulary.
AdamSkutty my slave, the emotional kid is you, running from thread to thread and crying about Faun while throwing words he barely knows their meanings

By the way, you haven't answered my question - You don get admission yet, abi you go write JAMB again next year? [/s]

Gibberish.

I guess u are a jambite,huh?

I school in one of the best unis in the country , now tell me niggeeer, you claim to be a graduate ,u no dey work?

Abi! U be teacher for makoko community school ? oh ,school doesn't open till late september right?

The ebola virus has affected business real bad

U are a c0cklicking worthless retarded parasite u piece of sh1t , the joke is on u, i made u insult

Antell95:

My mother is an expired wh0re. She'll send you the newwdz instead.

That's okay. I don't discriminate. Even whores need love too; so I'll manage the old cargo

adamskutty: Faun u no dey work? This niggeeer has been here since morning

The graduate claiming slave has been entertaining me his day break

This niggeer must be an umbrella repairer under third mainland bridge

You may be spot-on

adamskutty: Gibberish.

I guess u are a jambite,huh?

I school in one of the best unis in the country , now tell me niggeeer, you claim to be a graduate ,u no dey work?

Abi! U be teacher for makoko community school ? oh ,school doesn't open till late september right?

The ebola virus has affected business real bad

U are a c0cklicking worthless retarded parasite u piece of sh1t , the joke is on u, i made u insult

Yeah. You school in one of the best unis in the country. The university no get name, right?
No wait... Could that be University of Nairaland by any chance? Cos you spend the entirety of your worthless life here, even when the moderators have banned you countless times. As in! Even the site owners don't want your illiterate azz anymore, but you've refused to get a hint.
Even after each ban, you keep coming back, from Adamskuty to Adamskutty, to Adamscuti to the other useless handles you have, because truly, your life depends on Nairaland
You have no friends outside the internet, and that's why you wake up by 1:00AM to beg Nairalanders for birthday wishes. Who is the loser?

And as for the rest of your tantrums? It's alright.
I understand your frustration, so you're allowed to vent them out

Faun:

I guess you've never heard of internet-enabled phones, right? They give the owner the power to access the internet from anywhere he likes, including his workplace; but that's okay if your illiteracy makes it difficult for you to comprehend. Really, I understand.

Now, back to my question wey you dey dodge - You don get admission yet, abi you go write JAMB again next year?

Painment wan kill this boy.

dumbfvck, so u wanna tell me u are on the internet since daybreak without attending to anybody?

Thats why i said ur brain is probably filled with watery monkey sperm

U smarmy lagerlout git, u bloody woofter sod. Bugger off pilock, u clouted boggish foot-licking , anus-licking ,c0cklicking half twit niggeeer to hell with jamb, something wey person don take since 2012


I know u had a terrible childhood and ur future doesn't look promising either, this moronic mongrel have been pressing phone since day break, i guess u haven't even had a bath


U dankish clack-dish plonker, u gormless crook pated. Lizard, i hear say u dey right jamb next year,nau

Faun:

Tell your female friends to send me newwdz

puhahaha

This fvctard is starved of sex, an umbrella repairer like u haven't had the opportunity of being with a woman, even those 12 yrs orange hawkers for ur workshop dey desist you

I heard u were caught red handed exploring the anus of a day old chick (fowl)
Don't worry ,antell go send u nuuuudes of fowl,u like the anus ba? make u take warm body and w@nk small

adamskutty: dumbfvck, so u wanna tell me u are on the internet since daybreak without attending to anybody?

Thats why i said ur brain is probably filled with watery monkey sperm

U smarmy lagerlout git, u bloody woofter sod. Bugger off pilock, u clouted boggish foot-licking , anus-licking ,c0cklicking half twit niggeeer to hell with jamb, something wey person don take since 2012


I know u had a terrible childhood and ur future doesn't look promising either, this moronic mongrel have been pressing phone since day break, i guess u haven't even had a bath


U dankish clack-dish plonker, u gormless crook pated. Lizard, i hear say u dey right jamb next year,nau

There he goes again with his empty, futile expletives Frustration go kill this boy

So this boy dey take JAMB for 2012? Well guess what? I did my youth service in 2011 in Ekiti.
So technically, when I finish, you never even start.
If you're lucky enough, when you finish school (after all the carry-overs and extra years you might get if your disastrous writing is anything to go by), I might even be the man to hire you.
So, don't mess yourself up over Nairaland issues.
You never know who you might meet.

Faun:

That's okay. I don't discriminate. Even whores need love too; so I'll manage the old cargo

half-baked benighted son of a Gorrila, bug off!

Antell95:

Yes, I'll tell her. I f..u.cked my mother in the azz last night, and she enjoyed it.

Okay. Sure thing, bro. Just tell me when she's ready for another round.

Faun:

Yeah. You school in one of the best unis in the country. The university no get name, right?
No wait... Could that be University of Nairaland by any chance? Cos you spend the entirety of your worthless life here, even when the moderators have banned you countless times. As in! Even the site owners don't want your illiterate azz anymore, but you've refused to get a hint.
Even after each ban, you keep coming back, from Adamskuty to Adamskutty, to Adamscuti to the other useless handles you have, because truly, your life depends on Nairaland
You have no friends outside the internet, and that's why you wake up by 1:00AM to beg Nairalanders for birthday wishes. Who is the loser?

And as for the rest of your tantrums? It's alright.
I understand your frustration, so you're allowed to vent them out

this ape think say we dey d same class oh.

Dey no born me for makoko nau

Epic fall.

So u have been following my every move, you even know my handlers, u see i dont give a flying fvck about u, i don't even know u but same can't be said about u, unemployed graduate, ghost worker

See ur life is pathetic, u are a liability to ur old parents ,at this age u are still on the net throwing insults like a kiddo,how old are u again,40?


See, uncle olu, respect is earned huh,i hope u were thought that in school ?

U craven drewberry pisshead, cockup pratting naff. U cockered bum-bailey poofter, u gob kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. U dread-bolted fobbing beef witted clapper-clawed flirt gill.

May ur spouse be blessed with many bastards. Say Amen u son of a herbalist

Faun:

Okay. Sure thing, bro. Just tell me when she's ready for another round.

dumb ox! I'm off for now. #kooky-joblessCunt#

Faun:

There he goes again with his empty, futile expletives Frustration go kill this boy

So this boy dey take JAMB for 2012? Well guess what? I did my youth service in 2011 in Ekiti.
So technically, when I finish, you never even start.
If you're lucky enough, when you finish school (after all the carry-overs and extra years you might get if your disastrous writing is anything to go by), I might even be the man to hire you.
So, don't mess yourself up over Nairaland issues.
You never know who you might meet.

i was 17 then, yeah! So ripe

Mr man, wetin be ur age nau? Were u dey work?

Since morning papa like u dey fight two young minds

This agbero na malu, my one week pocket money will be enough for u and your family


This makoko born talking about carry overs and sh1t

For a graduate ur write up is nothing to write home about, na this kian guys enter uni through choks

U can't even argue probably, first u talked about jamb, now carry overs

You are lame, u are a freaking clown and u smell

Antell95:

dumb ox! I'm off for now. #kooky-joblessCunt#

antell crack da ribs

E be like say d guy don get one customer for his umbrella repairing workshop

He has to feed,u know?

adamskutty: this ape think say we dey d same class oh.

Dey no born me for makoko nau

Epic fall.

So u have been following my every move, you even know my handlers, u see i dont give a flying fvck about u, i don't even know but same can't be said about u, out unemployed graduate, ghost worker

See ur life is pathetic, u are a liability to ur old parents ,at this age u are still on the net throwing insults like a kiddo,how old are u again,40?


See, uncle olu, respect is earned huh,i hope u were thought that in school

U craven drewberry pisshead, cockup pratting naff. U cockered bum-bailey poofter, u gob kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. U dread-bolted fobbing beef witted clapper-clawed flirt gill.


May ur spouse be blessed with many bastards. Say Amen u son of a herbalist

*dies*

I had many things to do today o, before that lazy goon came with badluck

Now half of my day wasted!

adamskutty: antell crack da ribs

E be like say d guy don get one customer for his umbrella repairing workshop

He has to feed,u know?

Also, i think he ran out of his weekly free 10MB from mtn..

What a Plonker!

adamskutty: I had many things to do today o, before that lazy goon came with badluck

Now half of my day wasted!

Is he Ghanaian?

Antell95:

Is he Ghanaian?

nah! A nigerian, an igbo i think.

Iconise go no the guy wella.

Iconise u are summoned

Antell95:

Also, i think he ran out of his weekly free 10MB from mtn..

What a Plonker!

I think so. Maybe he is having a hard time with his landlord, he couldn't pay for the self contain he is staying in.

https://www.nairaland.com/1892822/ghanaian-women-3rd-most-beautiful/12#26153343

Think the Ghanaians are knocking

adamskutty: i was 17 then, yeah! So ripe

Mr man, wetin be ur age nau? Were u dey work?

Since morning papa like u dey fight two young minds

This agbero na malu, my one week pocket money will be enough for u and your family


This makoko born talking about carry overs and sh1t

For a graduate ur write up is nothing to write home about, na this kian guys enter uni through choks

U can't even argue probably, first u talked about jamb, now carry overs

You are lame, u are a freaking clown and u smell

Keep trying harder, kid. Papa?

I finished from Christ The King College Onitsha at age 16 (didn't attend SS3 cos I gained admission using my GCE result from SS2); studied Elect/Elect Engineering at a Federal University of Technology a 5 year program. Graduated in 2011 and completed my NYSC in 2012. Worked at a bank during that year but got a job at a telecomm firm the following year. I now live in my home city which has the same name with my home state.
Do the math, kid
Me and you na mate?

But for you to call me "father" shows don't know a thing about the world and how it spins.
You're just a powerless little kid who depends on mommy for his daily feeding, coming on the internet to throw words he rarely knows their meanings.

But no cry oh.
Happy Birthday afterall
heheheh

Faun: .

ok oga, how life?