I really messed the whole arena up.... it was like, I was gonna vomit my intestine.THEY HAD TO PUSH ME HOME WITH A WHEEL BARROW. I was really embarrassed

It wasn't my first time of drinking, but on this particular occasion I lost it.
All the drama happened in my gf's room. According to her I was speaking grammar and my accent changed, she had to be looking into dictionary at times. Then I vomited twice like am gonna die and she got to ask me questions I wouldn't answer if I was sober.

Questions like "Have you kissed Ope before", "What of Jummy, who is she to you?", "Do you love me", "Why" etc. and I had to answer truthfully.
While I was vomitting I was hearing her voice like as if in a trance, "Stop it now, do you want to kill yourself". She said I was choking on my vomit and she was afraid, it was a terrible experience I must say.
The next day I was kind of embarrassed.
Friends are people who get you drunk, then bundle you to your gf's room.

^^^And funny enough I couldn't remember her asking or me answering any of her questions

My graduation day from the university, I took my roomie out for a simple drink, there was just one can of smirnoff left so we decided to share... One yeye guy now called us to his table to drink with them. We did oº°˚, they started giving us viju milk mixed with vino tinto... It was delicious so I kept drinking...next thing, I was drunk!
Now that my roomie took fish without my knowledge and I was Asked to pay as she had left... Men, I refused oº°˚!! They began insisting I pay....so I walked up to a random guy and asked for money! .. Nigga was a cultist oº°˚! And started shouting 'I am Aro blabla...' Ewo, even in my drunken state, I knew I asked the wrong person.

Funny thing is that I had money on my, why I was asking everyone for the money, beats my imagination! . I had to stagger back to my hostel and slept on a chair, leaving my bed empty.

Tho it wasn't my first time of drinking,it was d first time I got really drunk...nthn serious tho,can't see clearly and was looking for cursor on my laptop screen....started searching d whole room for cursor later on,damn fuNny...knew all that cos I made a voice recording