jokes in d world fell in love with this cute damsel and everything
was going on fine until i made my intension
known to her father & being a learned man, here
is what he gave me:
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING
AND IN BLOCK LETTERS
I _______________hereby apply to marry your
daughter Miss____________. I am _____ years old.
Please answer the following questions
honestly.
1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma?
Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin?
Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Do you have a car?
Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above
questions is NO
Do not continue. Leave my house and don't look
back.
If all your answers were YES, Then continue...
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the
disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
_______
_________________________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can
give respect to your father in- law and mother in-
law.
_____________________________________________
__________________________
_____________________________________________
__________________________
_________________________________
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money
for my hair at the saloon", what would be your
answer ?
________________ _____ _____________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
________________________________
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to
you?
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________
6.Do you have both dad and mum together?
Yes/No
If No explain why?
_________________________________________
7.Were your parents legally married?
Yes/No
If YES for how long?________________________
If the time of their marriage is less than your age,
Explain why you were born out of
wedlock. ______________________________
_______________
_____________________________________
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY"
As used by women (100 words)
_____________________________________________
__________________________
_ _____________________________________
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man
to sleep outside his
house.
_____________________________________________
__________________________
_____________________________________
10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is the
owner of the kids between father and mother?
_________________________________________
Answer the following
by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke?
Yes/No
3. Are you short- tempered?
Yes/No
LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for
interviews?
______________________________
2. When is the best time to interview
your dad?____________________
3. When can I interview your mum?
______________________________
4. When can I interview your church Pastor
____________________________________
5. Please stick your passport size photo below
which will be put in the newspaper to check if you
have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ________________
Sign again: _______________
Thank you for showing interest in my daughter.
Your application will be processed in a year's
time.
You will be acknowledged only if you emerge
successful.
As you are waiting,
Please don't call me!
Don't visit me!
Don't contact my daughter!
If u do, you will be disqualified!
Leave your details in case I need to ask you more
questions
Postal Address: _______________
_____________
__ ____
Email: ______________________________
____
Phone: ___________
_______________
____
Home:
__________________________________
Facebook: _______________
__________________
_
what should i do? i need your advise please.

imagine there was no question abt how much you love her. The best you can do is to walk away, asking d audience will not dp you any gud....
lolzzzz