In yet another bout of blame trading and petty political shenanigans, the main Nigerian Opposition Party, the APC has blamed the Goodluck Jonathan led Federal Government for the high cost and inadvertent unavailability of the about to be released iPhone 6.

In an open letter to the PDP, the National Chairman of the APC, John Oyegun, lambasted President Jonathan for the high cost of the soon to be released iPhone 6.

“Why are iPhones so expensive? Why? Why can’t the masses afford iPhones? Why? I’ll tell you why. The PDP doesn’t want the Nigerians to enjoy the finer things in life. GEJ bought all the iphones and gave as gifts at his daughter’s wedding! You see? You see? Meanwhile the masses are using Tecno!”

He further added:
“This wouldn’t be the case in an APC government, We would petition the APPLE people to reduce their price………….because we love the people”
“As a matter of fact, i hereby declare that if the APC is voted into government in the forthcoming elections, I guarantee that the next iPhone release, the Iphone 7 or 8 or whatever will be available to Nigerians for as little as N12,000″

We have no idea how the APC plan to pull this off, but all FNN staff have already made a down-payment.
You know, just in case he isn’t bluffing.
More of this after the elections.

SOURCE: http:///2014/09/apc-will-make-iphone-6-readily-available-masses-oyegun-2/

Why do people blame GEJ for everything? GEJ ASUU strike, GEJ boko haram, GEJ NMA strike, GEJ costly iphones. Very soon we'll start blaming him for our wife's miscarriages.







Last bullet... I'm not a GEJ fan tho, before I get mauled by APC e-wolves

DISCLAIMER
FNN was not created to mock readers but to entertain our readers with satirical comedy. Fake Naija News wishes to categorically state that all news, except if tagged 'editorial' are fabricated and fictitious and should in no way be considered as real news. This site publishes Satirical news that are for entertainment purposes and should in no way be misinterpreted or taken seriously.