In yet another bout of blame trading and petty political shenanigans, the main Nigerian Opposition Party, the APC has blamed the Goodluck Jonathan led Federal Government for the high cost and inadvertent unavailability of the about to be released iPhone 6.

In an open letter to the PDP, the National Chairman of the APC, John Oyegun, lambasted President Jonathan for the high cost of the soon to be released iPhone 6.

“Why are iPhones so expensive? Why? Why can’t the masses afford iPhones? Why? I’ll tell you why. The PDP doesn’t want the Nigerians to enjoy the finer things in life. GEJ bought all the iphones and gave as gifts at his daughter’s wedding! You see? You see? Meanwhile the masses are using Tecno!”

He further added:
“This wouldn’t be the case in an APC government, We would petition the APPLE people to reduce their price………….because we love the people”
“As a matter of fact, i hereby declare that if the APC is voted into government in the forthcoming elections, I guarantee that the next iPhone release, the Iphone 7 or 8 or whatever will be available to Nigerians for as little as N12,000″

We have no idea how the APC plan to pull this off, but all FNN staff have already made a down-payment.
You know, just in case he isn’t bluffing.
More of this after the elections.

SOURCE: http:///2014/09/apc-will-make-iphone-6-readily-available-masses-oyegun-2/

Promise,promise and promises
STORY FOR THE GODS

FNNEWS: In yet another bout of blame trading and petty political shenanigans, the main Nigerian Opposition Party, the APC has blamed the Goodluck Jonathan led Federal Government for the high cost and inadvertent unavailability of the about to be released iPhone 6.

In an open letter to the PDP, the National Chairman of the APC, John Oyegun, lambasted President Jonathan for the high cost of the soon to be released iPhone 6.

“Why are iPhones so expensive? Why? Why can’t the masses afford iPhones? Why? I’ll tell you why. The PDP doesn’t want the Nigerians to enjoy the finer things in life. GEJ bought all the iphones and gave as gifts at his daughter’s wedding! You see? You see? Meanwhile the masses are using Tecno!”

He further added:
“This wouldn’t be the case in an APC government, We would petition the APPLE people to reduce their price………….because we love the people”
“As a matter of fact, i hereby declare that if the APC is voted into government in the forthcoming elections, I guarantee that the next iPhone release, the Iphone 7 or 8 or whatever will be available to Nigerians for as little as N12,000″

We have no idea how the APC plan to pull this off, but all FNN staff have already made a down-payment.
You know, just in case he isn’t bluffing.
More of this after the elections.

SOURCE: http:///2014/09/apc-will-make-iphone-6-readily-available-masses-oyegun-2/

hahahahahahahaha

abeg if na so. I go vote.

LWKMD.
Hahaha

FNN at it again.

buhahahahahaha

Why not fix power supply first so the masses can charge their iphones, hopeless country, hopeless people.