Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,154,762 members, 7,824,186 topics. Date: Saturday, 11 May 2024 at 03:36 AM

Hihi! What If This Happens To Be You - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Hihi! What If This Happens To Be You (753 Views)

See What Happens When You Mistakenly Shout Sai Baba In A Fuel Queue(pic) / Photo Of The Day - See What Happens When You Ask A Bornagain Girl For Bleep CHAT / This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply)

Hihi! What If This Happens To Be You by omoharry(f): 11:38am On Sep 11, 2014
Charmer(Akpos):::: Hello Sweet Girl
Sweetgal:::: Hi Lover Boy!
Charmer:::: Can I know you more please?
Sweetgal:::: 17, female, sweet lips, bootylicious and Delicious, in Port Harcourt and you?
Charmer:::: Mmmmmh, I am in love already. I’m 52, male, 6 pack, big Chest, Port Harcourt.
Sweetgal:::: You're 52? OMG! Serious . Same age as my dad.
Charmer:::: I’m just so into fresh young beautiful girls.
Sweetgal:::: Do you have a wife?
Charmer:::: Yes, but not as sexy as you, I have a daughter, she is in her bedroom with her friend doing homework.
Sweetgal:::: Then why do you like young girls?
Charmer:::: I love them because they are beautiful not to mention sexy and with fresh boobs and booty
Sweetgal:::: I am also into older men with iPhones, ipads, cash and driving expensive cars.
Charmer:::: I can offer all of that and even more.
Sweetgal:::: I think we should meet because you are in Port harcourt and I am also here.
Charmer:::: That would be nice, where do I pick you up tomorrow with my new G-guard sexy girl?
Sweetgal:::: Tomorrow I am going to school it won’t be possible.
Charmer:::: Or maybe over the weekend, going to school is very important.
Sweetgal:::: While still chatting let me continue with my homework I don’t want my dad to know that i have a BB, he will be mad at me.
Charmer:::: Which homework is that? maybe I can assist you.
Sweetgal:::: It's a Biology assignment and my friend Lucy is assisting me
Charmer:::: Hey, your friend’s name is Lucy?
Sweetgal:::: Yes.
Charmer:::: Exactly where in Port Harcourt are you?
Sweetgal:::: Woji and you?
Charmer:::: Mercy!!! is that you
Sweetgal:::: Dad, is that you

(1) (Reply)

3s Station Pranks: Caught In The Act (video +18) / 19+ Girl Disgraced In Public For Wearing Bad Cloth / If You Were President For A Day What Will You Change In Nigeria

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 7
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.