A pretty woman was serving life sentence in
prison. Angry and resentful about her
situation, she had decided that she would
rather die than to live another year in prison.
Over the years she had become good friends
with one of the prison caretakers. His job,
among others, was to bury those prisoners
who died in a graveyard just outside the prison
walls.
When a prisoner died, the caretaker rang a
bell, which was heard by everyone. The
caretaker then got the body and put it in a
casket. Next, he entered his office to fill out
the death certificate before returning to the
casket to nail the lid shut. Finally, he put the
casket on a wagon to take it to the graveyard
and bury it.
Knowing this routine, the woman devised an
escape plan and shared it with the caretaker.
The next time the bell rang, the woman would
leave her cell and sneak into the dark room
where the coffins were kept. She would slip
into the coffin with the dead body while the
caretaker was filling out the death certificate..
When the care-taker returned, he would nail
the lid shut and take the coffin outside the
prison with the woman in the coffin along with
the dead body. He would then bury the coffin.
The woman knew there would be enough air
for her to breathe until later in the evening
when the caretaker would return to the
graveyard under the cover of darkness, dig up
the coffin, open it, and set her free.
The caretaker was reluctant to go along with
this plan, but since he and the woman had
become good friends over the years, he
agreed to do it.
The woman waited several weeks before
someone in the prison died. She was asleep in
her cell when she heard the death bell ring.
She got up and slowly walked down the
hallway. She was nearly caught a couple of
times. Her heart was beating fast. She opened
the door to the darkened room where the
coffins were kept. Quietly in the dark, she
found the coffin that contained the dead
body, carefully climbed into the coffin and
pulled the lid shut to wait for the caretaker to
come and nail the lid shut.
Soon she heard footsteps and the pounding of
the hammer and nails.
Even though she was very uncomfortable in
the coffin with the dead body, she knew that
with each nail she was one step closer to
freedom.
The coffin was lifted onto the wagon and
taken outside to the graveyard. She could feel
the coffin being lowered into the ground. She
didn't make a sound as the coffin hit the
bottom of the grave with a thud.
Finally she heard the dirt dropping onto the
top of the wooden coffin, and she knew that it
was only a matter of time until she would be
free at last.
After several minutes of absolute silence, she
began to laugh. She was free! She was free!
Feeling curious, she decided to light a match
to find out the identity of the dead prisoner
beside her.
To her horror, she discovered that she was
lying next to the dead caretaker...

Could this be a joke?

so you call this sad story a joke!!!

banjicom: so you call this sad story a joke!!!

Did I call it a joke Read d subject again

Situation001: A pretty woman was serving life sentence in
prison. Angry and resentful about her
situation,she had decided that she would
rather die than to live another year in prison.

After several minutes of absolute silence, she
began to laugh. She was free! She was free!

To her horror, she discovered that she was
lying next to the dead caretaker...

she got her wish

laughin in broken.... ur right..