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G-xtreme Analyst On Police System Of Arresting A Suspect.. by tsleazy(m): 12:41pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
G-XTREME ANALYST ON POLICE SYSTEM OF ARRESTING A SUSPECT. If Tigers are literally used to express the motives of how police arrest their suspects, honestly speaking it will be like this: American Police Style: The LAPD will use themself a a bait to allow the tiger to catch them, then they will in turn catch the tiger. China Police Style: The Chinese cops will chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then they will catch it. Arab Police Style: They will kidnap the tiger's wife and threaten the tiger in all forms to surrender, then they will catch the tiger. Indian Police Style: will sing,dance and play flute to hypnotise the tiger until it comes close to them, then they catch it. South African Police style: Before they go arrest the tiger,they will first enquire which country the tiger is from. If its a local tiger, they will leave the tiger cos its the tigers right to move around freely but if its international tiger!!! Blood of Moses! They will speed up the arrest, use all means to track down the life of the tiger including forcefully going to its den. Nigerian Police Style(especially MOPOL): They will go to a different area entirely where they know the tiger don't exist, then they will catch an innocent goat,or sheep, beat it to stupor until it falsely agrees to be a tiger. Please which country police style you think works better?? #G-Xtreme Hilariously Discerning# |
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