An older lady gets pulled over for speeding,

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see, Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you
want to see

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and
calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer

slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The
woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car
and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands
it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have
a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!!!!


Don't Mess With Older Ladies!!

not bad

Cool

Krama banana

gabrywyl shipyard

shipyard? nothin related to me sha

I rather you call me gabrywyl Dracula

nice one

why dracula na

Hehehe!

whata ya mean

How do u explain laughter?

that one sounds and looks mean

Azo:

why dracula na

U dont know I be dracula?

tell me something

How come you dont know? Im famous for it nna

Nice on sha o

Azo:

tell me something

One day, I was walking down the road to Damasus, I saw Harry Potter and Odysseys playing suwe,

really? Cause I saw him eat groudnuts sha

Harry Potter of course,

Arcani, I have to tell you something very odd and weird on YIm but am s sleepy. I need to go to bed. Hope to chat ith you some other time nne

gabrywyl:

really? Cause I saw him eat groudnuts sha

and kpokpogarri

And weed

could you step out of your vehicle please! The
woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car
and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands
it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have
a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!!!!


dryest joke ever!der Ladies!!
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you Bleep up to even post this kind thing

Good joke, nor try am with our RRS OO!!!HEARD HOW DEY SENT A BRODA HOME-VAMPIRES!

Very old . . .Very stale

Na waaa ohhh

oh, old joke?

una sorry o, i got it like 5 months ago sha

ow dare u copy paste a 5 month story 4 us, girl u r outdated but d joke is still current sha

Madam!