Before the Euro 2012 final against Spain the Italian striker said this:
"I will invite Shakira to the final, so she can see what I do to her boyfriend (Gerard Pique)"

We are not playing very well because we dont have attakers but I have a strker Eto, he is 32 or maybe 38 - Mourinho the talkative.

"both sides have scored a couple of goals,and have conceded a couple of goals"-PITER WITHE...
"I've been consistent in patches this season"-theo walcott...
"In the end,Roscisky did initially well"-andy townsend..
"the thing about goal scorers is that they score goals"Tony cottee..
"i am going to make a prediction,it can go to both sides"-Ron atkinston...
"we didn't underrate them,but they were much better than we thought"-sir bobby robson...
"the first 90 minutes are the most important"-sir bobby robson...
"i came to nantes 2 years ago,and it's much more the same,only that it's totally different"-keegan....
"i am not disappointed,just dissapointed"-keegan...
"i won't say I am the best manager,but i am in the top one"-bryan clough....
"i can't even spell spaghetti,not talking of speaking italian.i don't know how to tell my italian players how to get the ball,if not,they might grab mine"-bryan clough

sirculynz: 6).Ian Holloway (on having series of bad luck in matches): "Right now everything is going wrong for me. If I fell in a barrel of bo*bs, I'd come out sucking my thumb".

so so funny!

Reporter: Ian, have you got any injury worries? Holloway: No, I'm fully fit, thank you.

parrotibaba: "Inzaghi was born in an offside position"









_Sir Alex Ferguson

buhahahahah

my best has to be by Wenger to Ferguson 4 saying his team were d better term in d league,despite losing to arsenal.'everyone thinks they have d prettiest wives'

"ashley young is as good as christiano ronaldo and lionel messi." - andy gray of sky sports

ian Holloway:The kid makes you sick. He looks the part, he walks the part, he is the part. He's six-foot something, fit as a flea, good-looking - he's got to have something wrong with him....Hopefully he's hung like a hamster! That would make us all feel better!
On Cristiano Ronaldo

I don't care if I play defensive game,all I care about is win.If u want to see entertainment, go to the cinema
mourinho's comment after defeating Liverpool last season

If Kanu is 28, then, I am 26 (or something along that line) - Ian Wright

Harry Redknapp said something similar to this about Kanu



Redknapp also said Kanu came to him to beg for a new contract: "gaffer....gaffer, give me a new contract" [after he (Kanu) helped Portsmouth win the FA Cup]

Ibrahimovic: "cristiano ronaldo is a lucky guy, he always gets first row tickects to see messi win his awards."

"I am lovin' it" - Kevin Keegan

Lost the league to Man U eventually

1stola: 5).Sir Alex Ferguson (on Arsene Wenger): " They say he's an
intelligent man right? Speaks five languages! I've got a 15yr old
boy from d ivory Coast who speaks 5 languages!".

FOOLISH RACIST
Why not a 16 yr old girl from England

he was on the boy's side

“I could write a book of 200 pages of my two years at Inter with Mario, but the book would not be a drama – it would be a comedy,

“I remember one time when we went to play Kazan in the Champions League. In that match I had all my strikers injured. No Diego Milito, no Samuel Eto’o, I was really in trouble and Mario was the only one.

“Mario got a yellow card in the 42nd minute, so when I got to the dressing room at half-time I spend about 14 minutes of the 15 available speaking only to Mario.

“I said to him: ‘Mario, I cannot change you, I have no strikers on the bench, so don’t touch anybody and play only with the ball. If we lose the ball no reaction. If someone provokes you, no reaction, if the referee makes a mistake, no reaction.'

“The 46th minute – red card!”

Balotelli (When asked why he didn't celebrate his goals
during the Euro's)
"When I score, I don't celebrate because I'm only
doing my job. When a postman delivers letters, does
he celebrate?"

1stola:
Just because your brain is too dull to understand a simple logic doesn't mean some people can't also.
Only a retardèd fool like you can't understand why Alex used " a boy from ivory coast" to compare Wenger.
Why not a girl from England?
fool.

Maybe because there is actually a boy from CIV who speaks 5 languages. Your perception is different from reality.

1stola:
Na that your drunkard father no get sense.
fool.

. U just show,aw ill-mannered u are. I pity ur parents. Tueh

When I saw frank Rijkaard (then barca coach) entering the referees room I couldn't believe it. When Drogba wads I sent off I wasn't surprised. Mourinho on Chelsea champions league defeat to barca in 2006.

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This Ian Holloway is something else...

Jeez...the man makes good use of his imagination

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''My lads are as ugly as sin'' LOl Ian hoolaway!

I spent my money on women, booze and fast cars. The rest I just wasted - George Best


If I could choose between dribbling half of Liverpool's players and scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging Miss World, that would be a tough choice. But I thank God I have done both. - George Best.


In 1968, I gave up women and alcohol, that was the worst 20mins of my life. - Gorge Best.

If I could choose between dribbling half of Liverpool's players and scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging Miss World, that would be a tough choice. But I thank God I have done both. - George Best.

Ian holloway na case sha
That barrel of b0o0bs got me rotfl .

Quotes
2004
Please don’t call me arrogant, but I’m European champion and I think I’m a special one.
[1]
I am no longer Chelsea coach and I do not have to defend them any more, so I think it is correct if I say Drogba is a diver.
[2]
2005
I understand why he [Alex Ferguson] is a bit emotional. He has some top players in the world and they should be doing a lot better than that... You would be sad if your team gets as clearly dominated by opponents who have been built on 10% of the budget.
[3]
2010
“It’s not important how we play. If you have a Ferrari and I have a small car, to beat you in a race I have to break your wheel or put sugar in your tank.”
[4]
"We won the tie in Barcelona but everyone talks about Barcelona winning and says we parked the bus in front of the goal. We didn't park the bus, we parked the plane and we did it for two reasons. One, because we only had 10 men and two, because we beat them 3-1 at San Siro, not by parking the bus, or the boat or the airplane but by smashing them."
[5]
What position is my wife in? Eighth, at least.
[6]
Luis Fernández has made this shock [defeat of Barcelona] a war of dogs. I only talk about men, not of rude children.
[7]
It is clear that I will end my career without having coached Barça.
[8]
I am Jose Mourinho and I don't change. I arrive with all my qualities and my defects.
[9]
If I am hated at Barcelona, it is their problem but not mine. Fear is not a word in my football dictionary.
[10]
I am prepared. The more pressure there is, the stronger I am. In Portugal, we say the bigger the ship, the stronger the storm. Fortunately for me, I have always been in big ships. FC Porto was a very big ship in Portugal, Chelsea was also a big ship in England and Inter was a great ship in Italy. Now I'm at Real Madrid, which is considered the biggest ship on the planet.
[11]
I know Madrid is a special club. Madrid is politics. Madrid is not about football, Madrid is not about sport, is about many things around.
[12]
2011
He must really think I'm a great guy. He must think that, because otherwise He would not have given me so much. I have a great family. I work in a place where I've always dreamt of working. He has helped me out so much that He must have a very high opinion of me. [When asked by the Spanish radio network Cope what he believed God thought about him.
[13]
We would have only lost if there were six Inter players left on the pitch.
[14]
2013
I had just one problem with Cristiano, very simple, very basic and it's from a tactical aspect that I noticed, which I brought up in order to improve upon and make him better. And at that moment he didn't take it very well because maybe he thinks he knows everything and the coach cannot help him to develop more.

Lol.... No 26 is so funny. I really miss Alex freggie

Pep Guardiola on jose mourinho:"he is de fuc*ing media boss". "Messi made me better" -C ronaldo. "When I do the best in training I go into a match feeling like a god" -zlatan ibrahimovic. Arsene wenger on messi"he is jst a play station"

A Journalist once talked to Ibra: To know who wil win (between Sweden and Portugal), one needs to ask God.
Ibra: you are talking to him.

Journalist to Ronaldo: who is ur favourite player.
Ronaldo: Me.

Ronaldo (@Euro 2012): People shout Messi Messi, and a year ago, he was being eliminated in his backyard.

Maradona: Pele has a problem, he takes his night pills in the afternoon( reacting to Pele's claim that Neymar is better than Messi).

Mou: we lost the LaLiga because we were sad at the beginning of the season (an indirect jibe @ Ronaldo for his 'unhappy' claims).

Balotelli: One day, Ronalldo will beg for my shirt.

Ibra: when Balotelli said he was better than me, I knew he was mad.

Joey Barton: it's no secret, I'm the best midfielder in England.

"I didn't see it" - Arsene Wenger

Renegade147: . How is he a racist,so a white man abusing a fellow white man is termed Racism. Guy u no get sense.

i wonder why you guys keep quoting 1stola ,


Ferguson's comment stinks of racism, how is that so hard gor you to see,


is it because you people love Ferguson or what??


Ferguson claimed arsene Wenger was not intelligent because a black boy can do what Wenger can do....that is racism and if ure not a bigot its very easy to see.

ahkenaten:



i wonder why you guys keep quoting 1stola ,


Ferguson's comment stinks of racism, how is that so hard gor you to see,


is it because you people love Ferguson or what??


Ferguson claimed arsene Wenger was not intelligent because a black boy can do what Wenger can do....that is racism and if ure not a bigot its very easy to see.

. Go report fergie nd me give SSS. Abeg kack go somewhere jare. Ur statement no make brain