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Coded Language by ifekemmie(f): 12:48pm On Sep 17, 2014
You'll definitely ENJOY reading this.

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AKPOS: Sweetheart, I am GEJ
HELEN: You’re kidding? Our president is GEJ (Goodluck Ebele Jonathan)
AKPOS: I mean, I am GEJ - GOING ON AN EMERGENCY JOURNEY!
HELEN: (smiling) Oh! You’re not serious! What kind of a journey are you going on?
AKPOS: OBJ.
HELEN: To meet Obasanjo?
AKPOS: No, it means ON A BUSINESS JOURNEY.
HELEN: Oh!
AKPOS: Yes… IBB.
HELEN: Babangida?
AKPOS: I’LL BE BACK.
HELEN: (smiles). Very funny.
AKPOS: Till then APC.
HELEN: What does that mean?
AKPOS: I’ll ALWAYS PING AND CALL.
HELEN: Hmmm…
AKPOS: And while I’m away, PDP with love.
HELEN: What?
AKPOS: PLEASE DON’T PLAY with our love.
HELEN: (after a short pause) You know I won’t BRF.
AKPOS: What has Lagos state governor got to do with all this?
HELEN: (smiling) I’ll BE RIGHTEOUS and FAITHFUL!
AKPOS: I trust you
HELEN: FOOL!
AKPOS: (screaming) Whaaat?!
HELEN: FOR OUR OVERWHELMING LOVE!
Re: Coded Language by Nobody: 11:54pm On Sep 17, 2014
ifekemmie: You'll definitely ENJOY reading this.

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AKPOS: Sweetheart, I am GEJ
HELEN: You’re kidding? Our president is GEJ (Goodluck Ebele Jonathan)
AKPOS: I mean, I am GEJ - GOING ON AN EMERGENCY JOURNEY!
HELEN: (smiling) Oh! You’re not serious! What kind of a journey are you going on?
AKPOS: OBJ.
HELEN: To meet Obasanjo?
AKPOS: No, it means ON A BUSINESS JOURNEY.
HELEN: Oh!
AKPOS: Yes… IBB.
HELEN: Babangida?
AKPOS: I’LL BE BACK.
HELEN: (smiles). Very funny.
AKPOS: Till then APC.
HELEN: What does that mean?
AKPOS: I’ll ALWAYS PING AND CALL.
HELEN: Hmmm…
AKPOS: And while I’m away, PDP with love.
HELEN: What?
AKPOS: PLEASE DON’T PLAY with our love.
HELEN: (after a short pause) You know I won’t BRF.
AKPOS: What has Lagos state governor got to do with all this?
HELEN: (smiling) I’ll BE RIGHTEOUS and FAITHFUL!
AKPOS: I trust you
HELEN: FOOL!
AKPOS: (screaming) Whaaat?!
HELEN: FOR OUR OVERWHELMING LOVE!
This should thrill peeps # front page #mods , seun.
Re: Coded Language by aboyaji(m): 7:23pm On Sep 18, 2014
hahaha!

If youve watched this movie by DUANE MARTINS and KELLY ROWLAND tittled 'SEAT FILLER', you will understand my kind of laughter

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