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Coded Mum by bish2(m): 8:07pm On Aug 25, 2012 |
Pls laugh a bit, and enjoy Your weekend with this little joke of the month. A mum was lucky enuf 2 c her 3 dotas wed in d same year.......... So she whispered to ich of dem afta their weddings.......... "Text me ur 1st Nite Xperience & ƌ̲ø̲п†̥ 4get 2 txt it in code º°˚!" After a week, d 1st dota sent 'NESCAFE' in an sms 2 ha mum wile a week lata, d 2nd txtd 'BENSON'...........:]Y Their moda, as a soji woman, picked up a tin of Nescafe & read frm d label; "fantastic till d last drop!" she also went 2 her huby's pack of Benson Cigarettes & found written on it; "extra long, king size!" she & tot aloud; 'not 2 bad 4 dem @ dia age sha!({})' A few days lata, ha 3rd dota's txt coms in; "Arik: Lagos - Kano!"............8-| So Mama cals Arik Air Information Desk 2 inquire about dia kano-lagos flight!=)] She was told; "Its 3times daily, 7days a week & the flight duration is 75mins to & fro!B)". :O :s :& Mama throws herself in d air, lands, slumps & faints shouting...... "Yeeeeee! Eleyi ma pa mi lomo º°˚. (Dis one will kill м̤̣̲̣̥̈̇γ̲̣̣̥ daughter o) How Ɣ☺ΰ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥? Enjoy ur wkend. |
Re: Coded Mum by Ajibel(m): 8:10pm On Aug 25, 2012 |
bish-2: this joke deserves a 3% rating...its old and yet unfunny...btw, where is d source of dis joke 1 Like |
Re: Coded Mum by Gudintent: 8:11pm On Aug 25, 2012 |
laughing a bit 1 Like |
Re: Coded Mum by Series22(m): 9:36pm On Aug 25, 2012 |
23% funny, 7% educating, 15% romantic.. Sumbodi shuld complete d percentage 1 Like |
Re: Coded Mum by olayiwolaaims: 12:15am On Aug 26, 2012 |
55% waste of time........... 1 Like |
Re: Coded Mum by Ajibel(m): 8:35pm On Aug 26, 2012 |
who the heck has been liking the post comments...wish nl made it possible to know who liked a post 1 Like |
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