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Lafff It Loud....... by ojuoluwani(m): 11:04am On Sep 18, 2014
A girl was with her
father when she
saw her boyfriend
coming

GIRL: Have you come
to collect your book
titled "DADDY IS AT
HOME?" by Ngozi
Okafor

BOY: No, I want that
your hymns book
called "WHERE
SHOULD I WAIT FOR
YOU?"

GIRL: I don't have
that one but may
be you should take
the other one titled
"UNDER THE MANGO
TREE" by
Chimamanda Adichie

BOY: Fine, but don't
forget to bring "I
WILL CALL YOU IN 5
MINUTES" while
coming to school

GIRL: I will also bring
you a new one too
titled"I WON'T LET
YOU DOWN" by
Chinua Achebe
Then;

DAD: Those books
are too many, will
he read them all

GIRL: Yes dad, he is
very smart &
intelligent

DAD: Okay don't
forget to give him
the one on the table
titled "I AM NOT
STUPID, I
UNDERSTOOD
EVERYTHING YOU'VE
BEEN SAYING" by
Shakespeare! And
also the one on the
dinning table titled
"IF YOU GET
PREGNANT PREPARE
TO GET MARRIED"
by Wole Soyinka

Hahahaha..... common
don't leave it there
pass it on because Good morning

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