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| Common Mistakes African People Do Makes.... by DaZion(m): 3:14pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
"My dear Ghanaians;Its church, not 'Chech'. Pastor, not 'pastar'. Doctor, not 'dactar'. My fellow Nigerians;Its bath, not 'baff,.Our currency is called Naira, not 'narrah'. My dear Edo people;Its argument, not 'ajument'. My dear Yorubas;Its Air, not 'hair'.Eight, not 'hate'.Its Van Persie, not 'fan persin'. My dear Ibadan peeps;Its not 'Sun tissu' , its Sean Tizzle! Its not 'siro' but zero! My dear Hausa people;Its fifty, not 'pipty'.Its people, not 'fiffle'. Its five, not 'pipe'. Glo, not 'gilo'! Seriously it is 'Tuface weds Annie Macauley' , stop saying 'Toothpaste weds Animal calling'. My Egun buddies;Its actually 'MTN' and not 'NTM'! My dear Calabar peeps;Kindly note its love and not 'rurf'. My Benue fellaz;Its not 'Lick Loss, its 'Rick Ross'. My Igbo people;There is nothing like 'thaaasand', it is 'thousand'.It is bed-sheet and not 'bay sheet'.And its thirty, not 'thartie'!. Our Lord's prayer is actually 'Our Father,who at in Heaven.Hallowed be your name...',and not 'Our Father,look at eleven adaobi thy name...'.."Hope it makes ur day"... DON'T LAUGH ALONE AS YOU LEARN>>..... What did u think about it Guyz....?..And u can add urz also..... 1 Like |
| Re: Common Mistakes African People Do Makes.... by DaZion(m): 3:16pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Hope it makes front page... |
| Re: Common Mistakes African People Do Makes.... by Amthol(m): 3:22pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Nice observations  |
| Re: Common Mistakes African People Do Makes.... by AYODEJI4LOVE(m): 3:30pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
huum |
| Re: Common Mistakes African People Do Makes.... by aboyaji(m): 6:57pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
if this thing makes front page, make i ........make i.............make i...........make i..........ma.....k......e..... Aaaaiiiiiii......... |
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