A thread like this was doing about a year back. Let's done it again. grin
Everyday, we hearing different mistaking people make while spoke our beloved English Language grin Let's drop them here. Replies too can murder the Language, hence good English is prohibited! cheesy

I'll starting with a letter we got in our office three days ago from a former staff.
Enjoy!! wink

[center]APPLICATION FOR RE-EMPLOYMENT[/center]
Am very happy to write this message to you, Sir.

My name is (Mohammed Babatunde) am the one dat am working for u, before in group H, but I was going my village to done one programme, that is reason why am absent, but I was come back to the Lagos last week. am not see any job to do, I want u to re-employ me sir.

May almighty God give you more progress a lot of successfully and giveth more progress & prosperity in Jesus name (Amen) I will thanks if u can re-employ me back, sir.

Thanks
0806082867*

Everyone in the office isn't fit stop laughing.

I dey coming,

hey, what's the meaning of the stuff you spammed the forum with 14 times today?

are you well?