~Sauron~:

Legal aid?? I am no cheapskate, mami!!!
Name your price and letz see what you are on about.

Ma case: Defamation of character.

yu really wanah tak diz up?. . . . . why not go for an 'Alternative dizpute reso' huh?

as wiv d costs. . . it'll b be paid by the defendant if yu win and vice-versa,

so wtchu sayin?

moyola u still dey bend mouth?

Inflamation


LOL  

Shaz:

Inflamation of Sauron's character by DOyin13 . . headlines

Where is that reporter again?

hehe. . . . inflamation!!!

whatever90:

moyola u still dey bend mouth?

arr all arr all!!!

Moyola:

yu really wanah tak diz up?. . . . . why not go for an 'Alternative dizpute reso' huh?

as with d costs. . . it'll b be paid by the defendant if yu win and vice-versa,

so wtchu sayin?

Are u serious about this?
You can start by writing clearly. I can't read your prints!!!

Shaz:

Inflamation of Sauron's character by DOyin13 . . headlines

Where is that reporter again?

The reporter is in the loo.

I'm going to sleep now

u guys have fun, but don't turm my thread upside down before tommorow  

Gud nyt

Before i vamuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse . . .

Sauron, wen is our interview

wariz it yu can't read my prints?

datz engrish naa!

nywyz. . . . i meant get a mediator to resolve d issue rather dan takin it up. ondastood!

Tgirl4real:

Before i vamuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse . . .

Sauron, when is our interview

Now!!!!

Moyola:

wariz it yu can't read my prints?

datz engrish naa!

nywyz. . . . i meant get a mediator to resolve d issue rather dan takin it up. ondastood!

I can't read this. I need a Barrister not a young solicitor.

~Sauron~:

Now!!!!

I can't read this. I need a Barrister not a young solicitor.

whAAt!!!

aint a 'young solicitor'

for ya info, bn a Barristeer long tyme, m a QC in da makin

Moyola:

whAAt!!!

aint a 'young solicitor'

for ya info, bn a Barristeer long tyme, m a QC in da makin

U don't write like a Barrister.

dont i?!!!

dun fink yu gat a case tu take up jare. . . .

Moyola:

don't i?!!!

dun think yu gat a case tu take up jare. . . .

With this lingo of yours, i don't want you as a lawyer.

are u sure sauron, when i don say gudnyt

u pulling my legs or what

Tgirl4real:

are u sure sauron, when i don say gudnyt

u pulling my legs or what

I am very ready now.

~Sauron~:

With this lingo of yours, i don't want you as a lawyer.

whai naa? yu fink yu gona lose. . .  

Ok. . . buzz my YIM

Tgirl4real:

Ok. . . buzz my YIM

Buzz your YIM??

Moyola:

whai naa? yu think yu gona lose. . .  

I don't see you winning any case with the way u write.

Buzz me on YAHOO MESSENGER o

a trial 'll convince you!

Tgirl4real:

Buzz me on YAHOO MESSENGER o

Ohhhhhhhhhh
Lemme see.

Moyola:

a trial 'll convince you!

I don't take such risks.

Waiting

Who is grabbing breast here? . . . . . . . . .

Tgirl I hail o

Chamo,
o tun ti beere

i dey o

kini mo tun she now . . . . no be say i just dey hail

Me sef dey hail u

but who dey grab breast naa

I take offense for not congratulating ma News thread.
Why only Tgirl?

we cant post on ur thread na

u dont expect us to start showering praises on somebody elses thread

nyways, good job too on ur part

Moyola
if u speak like that in the court room, the judge will lock u up

Please can you interview Sisikill/ Baby_Jinx? That woman makes my head scatter!

D'Banj!

and also interview spikedcylinder

Yes . . .

Spike, Spike, Spike