WHO IS THE CRAZIEST?
1. HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi…..
2. IGBO man who went to the bank with a spanner to open
a bank account.
3. YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler just to know
how long he slept
4. A TIV man who watched the news and waved at the
news reader.
5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply
because she forgot to give him sleeping pills.
6. AN IGALA man who lowered his TV volume because he
wanted to read a text message.
7. AN IKWERE man who polished his shoes to take a
passport photo.
8. AN ISOKO man who climbed a mango tree to check if
the mango was ripe enough then came down and started
throwing stones at it.
9. A FULANI man who chose to drink Fanta because he
thought sprite was unripe
10. A GWARI man who saw something that looked like
poo, touched n tasted n said “Hmmm” na poo ooo!!! Thank
God I no match am….
11. AN IDOMA man who put his radio inside the
refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool FM.....