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The World's Top 13 Sexiest Accent? by oluwanoni: 10:47pm On Sep 23, 2014
13. Argentine
Famous tongues:Fernando Lamas, Gabriela Sabatini
A historical refuge for Spaniards, Italians and Germans, the hyper-libidinous South Ameripean melting pot of Argentina has cultivated a proud, pouty tone.

With its own pronunciation of Spanish letters ("ll" sounds like "shh"wink and its own words ("you" is "vos"wink, this is a dialect that's hard to get. (Or at least plays that way.)

Sounds like:A tightly tuned guitar of G-strings strummed by a lamb shank

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12. Thai
Famous tongues:Tony Jaa, Araya 'Chompoo' Hargate
With five tones comprising their native speech, the traffickers of this often fragile accent turn any language into a song .
Sounds like:R-rated karaok
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11. Trinidadian
Famous tongues:Nicki Minaj, Billy Ocean
For fetishists of oddball sexuality, the Caribbean island of Trinidad offers an undulating, melodic gumbo of pan-African, French, Spanish, Creole and Hindi dialects that, when adapted for English, can be sex on a pogo stick.

Sounds like:A rubber life raft bobbing on a sea of steel drums
Go Brazil? Sounds good to us.
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10. Brazilian Portuguese

Famous tongues:Alice Braga, Anderson Silva
Perhaps owing to its freedom from French influence, the Brazilian Portuguese accent has a more colorful, puerile flair than its coarser European counterpart.
The resulting yowl of drawn-out vowels reveals a flirty freedom of spirit that suggests a permanent vacation.
Sounds like:The near, then far, then near again hum of a low-wattage vacuum cleaner that runs on dance sweat
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9. U.S. Southern
Famous tongues:Matthew McConaughey, Jennifer Lawrence
There's nothing sexy about being in a hurry, and you could clock the growth rate of grass with the honeyed drawl of a Southern beau or belle.
Sounds like:Molasses taking a smoking break
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8. Scottish famous tongues:Ewan McGregor, Rose Leslie
Some of the vocal strangulations heard echoing around Glasgow are registered as a danger to shipping, but in less industrial corners of Scotland melodic voices capable of ranging a full octave in a single "aye" tumble like soft rain on warm bagpipes.

Sounds like:A stroked tartan cat
Just lay off the leprechaun jokes and you'll be fine.



7. Irish

Famous tongues:Colin Farrell, Andrea Corr
Valued slightly more in men than in women, the Irish brogue is a lilting, lyrical articulation that's charming, if not exotic.
Sounds like:A marauding pixie
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6. Nigerian
Famous tongues:King Sunny Ade, Omotola Jalade Ekeinde
Dignified, with just a hint of willful naivete, the deep, rich "oh's" and "eh's" of Naija bend the English language without breaking it, arousing tremors in places other languages can't reach.

Sounds like:The THX intro with teeth
Keira Knightley knows how to speak down to us just the way we like being spoken down to


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5.Queen's English

Famous tongues:Benedict Cumberbatch, Keira Knightley
Authoritative.
Upright.
Erudite.
Scholarly.
Few accents promise the upward nobility of the Queen's English.

It's a take on the language that sets hearts devoted to James Bond and Hermione Granger aflutter.
Sounds like:A crisply ironed shirt playing a harp
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4. Czech

Famous tongues:Petra Nemcova, Jaromir Jagr
Like Russian, without the nettlesome history of brutal, iron-fisted despotism, Czech is a smoky, full-bodied vocal style that goes well with most meats.
Sounds like:Count Dracula, secret agent.
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3. Spanish
Famous tongues:Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz
Sensual and beckoning, but with the passion to unleash hell kept just barely restrained, Castilian is like a dialectic Hoover Dam.
But then there's the lisp.
Sounds Like:An outboard motor on Lake Paella
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2. French
Famous tongues: Marion Cotillard, Jean Reno

The come-hither condescension and fiery disinterest of the French tongue remains paradoxically erotic.
Sounds like:A 30-year-old teenager
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1. Italian
Famous tongues:Monica Bellucci, Alessandro Del Piero
Raw, unfiltered, the Italian accent is a vowelgasm that reflects the spectrum of Italic experience: the fire of its bellicose beginnings ... the romance of the Renaissance ... the dysfunction of anything resembling a government since Caesar.

Insatiable, predatory and possessive, this is sex as a second language.
Sounds like:A Ferrari saxophone




http://www.cnn.com/2014/09/17/travel/sexy-accents/index.html.
Re: The World's Top 13 Sexiest Accent? by shogz89: 11:32pm On Sep 23, 2014
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Re: The World's Top 13 Sexiest Accent? by oluwanoni: 10:37am On Sep 28, 2014
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