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” I Will Convert To Chrisitianity To Become President ” – Atiku Reveals by FNNEWS: 9:08am On Sep 24, 2014 |
Once again, it is election season in Nigeria, and one of the constants has remained constant; Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, erstwhile Vice President of Nigeria, running for President. Despite his successive failures to land the Number 1 job in the Nation in previous elections, Alhaji Atiku appears to have the Blueprint this time around to go all the way to Aso Rock. In a Sit Down with our FNN interview team, he give us an insight into his master plan he intends to utilize to land the plum job come 2015. FNN: Hello and Good Morning to you Sir ATIKU: Good Morning My Good Man. Good Morning Nigeria. FNN: So straight to business sir, will you be vying for the presidency come 2015? ATIKU: Ah MY Brother, as much as I would love not to, my people have put me under pressure………..they have given me their mandate, and you know how I love my people……..I can’t say no to my people…… FNN: Who exactly are these people Sir? Your Constituents, family members or Political Followers? ATIKU: My Brother, People are People. FNN: How would you explain your failure to clinch the presidency in previous occasions? And what do you plan on doing differently this time around? ATIKU: Well, I can assure you, my past failure can be pinned to one man and one man alone. His name starts with Oba. If you decide to add Sanjo, na u sabi FNN: Are you saying Chief Olusegun Obasanjo frustrated your presidential ambitions? ATIKU: I said no such thing. You are jumping to conclusions FNN: Wow… ATIKU: As I was saying, this time however, I have a new strategy, a 10 Point Agenda to capture the presidency FNN: Can you fill us in on on this? ATIKU: Yes, is basically simple...click below to see the 10 point agenda 1. Get a simpleton from the South South who had no shoes growing up to be my 2. I won’t mind converting to Christianity pre-election to ensure a Christian-Christian 3. Start a #BringBack campaign covertly for all my opponents to give them bad press 4. Send more kidnap victims to my University 5. Pay a courtesy visit to TB Joshua 6. Get into an alliance with Gen Buhari (and maybe convince him to convert to 7. Send 150 Trailers of Rice to Ekiti State for their electorate 8. Promise the Stoner Youth of Nigeria that if b=voted I will legalise Marijuana (for 9. Promise 1000 Likes each to every Insagram Honey who votes for me and 1000 RTs running mate ticket Christianity too) 10. And this is the clincher………The Promise of Free Internet for everyone during my medical purposes of course) + 500 Favs for every Twitter User who votes for me and twitpics evidence (Power of Social Media, my good man) tenure (So better vote me for a 2nd FNN: Wow……….are you sure this will work? ATIKU: Well………DO you think it won’t? FNN: Uhmm…….. ATIKU: That’s all I need to hear. Your Uhmm is good enough. Indecision is the new Yes. Vote ATIKU 2015! FNN: Thank you for your time sir. ATIKU: My Pleasure VISIT www. FOR MORE HILARIOUS NEWS 1 Like |
Re: ” I Will Convert To Chrisitianity To Become President ” – Atiku Reveals by Mogidi: 9:14am On Sep 24, 2014 |
No need visiting the above site^^^^^ Contd..... 1. Get a simpleton from the South South who had no shoes growing up to be my 2. I won’t mind converting to Christianity pre-election to ensure a Christian-Christian 3. Start a #BringBack campaign covertly for all my opponents to give them bad press 4. Send more kidnap victims to my University 5. Pay a courtesy visit to TB Joshua 6. Get into an alliance with Gen Buhari (and maybe convince him to convert to 7. Send 150 Trailers of Rice to Ekiti State for their electorate 8. Promise the Stoner Youth of Nigeria that if b=voted I will legalise Marijuana (for 9. Promise 1000 Likes each to every Insagram Honey who votes for me and 1000 RTs running mate ticket Christianity too) 10. And this is the clincher………The Promise of Free Internet for everyone during my medical purposes of course) + 500 Favs for every Twitter User who votes for me and twitpics evidence (Power of Social Media, my good man) tenure (So better vote me for a 2nd FNN: Wow……….are you sure this will work? ATIKU: Well………DO you think it won’t? FNN: Uhmm…….. ATIKU: That’s all I need to hear. Your Uhmm is good enough. Indecision is the new Yes. Vote ATIKU 2015! FNN: Thank you for your time sir. ATIKU: My Pleasure I think the above poster made the story up. 3 Likes |
Re: ” I Will Convert To Chrisitianity To Become President ” – Atiku Reveals by paul288yahoo(m): 9:14am On Sep 24, 2014 |
better luck next time |
Re: ” I Will Convert To Chrisitianity To Become President ” – Atiku Reveals by Fashola4thSon: 9:16am On Sep 24, 2014 |
In Igbo's Voice Ewu!!! 2 Likes |
Re: ” I Will Convert To Chrisitianity To Become President ” – Atiku Reveals by Nobody: 9:16am On Sep 24, 2014 |
Omo, see desperation, this is utterly out of transparency and goodwill. |
Re: ” I Will Convert To Chrisitianity To Become President ” – Atiku Reveals by Dygeasy(m): 9:20am On Sep 24, 2014 |
This a joke righ? Oh! FNN, Fake Naija News. 2 Likes |
Re: ” I Will Convert To Chrisitianity To Become President ” – Atiku Reveals by OkikiOluwa1(m): 9:32am On Sep 24, 2014 |
Yawns! The joke's dry! It's not sweet! |
Re: ” I Will Convert To Chrisitianity To Become President ” – Atiku Reveals by Abduletudaye(m): 9:36am On Sep 24, 2014 |
Ok. |
Re: ” I Will Convert To Chrisitianity To Become President ” – Atiku Reveals by Goandie: 9:46am On Sep 24, 2014 |
Smh 4 dis country
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Re: ” I Will Convert To Chrisitianity To Become President ” – Atiku Reveals by eunisam: 9:56am On Sep 24, 2014 |
This is the characteristic of a desperate politicians? 1 Like |
Re: ” I Will Convert To Chrisitianity To Become President ” – Atiku Reveals by Guykhena(m): 10:01am On Sep 24, 2014 |
Mogidi: You think? LoL |
Re: ” I Will Convert To Chrisitianity To Become President ” – Atiku Reveals by Donkaz(m): 10:13am On Sep 24, 2014 |
Na wa o |
Re: ” I Will Convert To Chrisitianity To Become President ” – Atiku Reveals by okonja(m): 11:14am On Sep 24, 2014 |
Mogidi: I think the above poster made the story up. [size=28pt]FNN = FAKE NEWS NIGERIA[/size] This is just a joke, don't take it serious, just laugh it out |
Re: ” I Will Convert To Chrisitianity To Become President ” – Atiku Reveals by Nobody: 11:29am On Sep 24, 2014 |
Mtcheww and so what |
Re: ” I Will Convert To Chrisitianity To Become President ” – Atiku Reveals by candidbabe(f): 11:50am On Sep 24, 2014 |
No northerner I repeat No Northerner will smell the Aso rock until 2050. Atiku go and enjoy your Loot and rest your bones because you are old already. Allow the affairs of this country to be run by young and energetic men. Period. |
Re: ” I Will Convert To Chrisitianity To Become President ” – Atiku Reveals by maslong(m): 12:27pm On Sep 24, 2014 |
we do not want any BH insider in the church |
Re: ” I Will Convert To Chrisitianity To Become President ” – Atiku Reveals by Tattooboy: 12:43pm On Sep 24, 2014 |
@op wen he's not elected, he goes back to being muslim |
Re: ” I Will Convert To Chrisitianity To Become President ” – Atiku Reveals by OROSUNBOLB(m): 12:49pm On Sep 24, 2014 |
Alright sir. ;DAlright sir. |
Re: ” I Will Convert To Chrisitianity To Become President ” – Atiku Reveals by Samueldo(m): 1:06pm On Sep 24, 2014 |
Jonathan internet warlords at work |
Re: ” I Will Convert To Chrisitianity To Become President ” – Atiku Reveals by habiolah(m): 1:49pm On Sep 24, 2014 |
candidbabe: No northerner candidbabe, me think say na only one vote you get. no b so? |
Re: ” I Will Convert To Chrisitianity To Become President ” – Atiku Reveals by Nobody: 1:49pm On Sep 24, 2014 |
candidbabe: No northernerBro.. the story is made up na.. no need to take it serious |
Re: ” I Will Convert To Chrisitianity To Become President ” – Atiku Reveals by jamesbawa(m): 3:01pm On Sep 24, 2014 |
candidbabe: No northernerlike |
Re: ” I Will Convert To Chrisitianity To Become President ” – Atiku Reveals by Blackfire(m): 3:23pm On Sep 24, 2014 |
op i have one word for u...setinpin |
Re: ” I Will Convert To Chrisitianity To Become President ” – Atiku Reveals by haffaze777(m): 4:35pm On Sep 24, 2014 |
highdontbleavethese |
Re: ” I Will Convert To Chrisitianity To Become President ” – Atiku Reveals by Janeify(f): 5:01pm On Sep 24, 2014 |
Lol...this is not funny nah |
Re: ” I Will Convert To Chrisitianity To Become President ” – Atiku Reveals by thunderrider: 5:23pm On Sep 24, 2014 |
Is he alright at all? |
Re: ” I Will Convert To Chrisitianity To Become President ” – Atiku Reveals by Nobody: 5:33pm On Sep 24, 2014 |
. |
Re: ” I Will Convert To Chrisitianity To Become President ” – Atiku Reveals by daveP(m): 6:13pm On Sep 24, 2014 |
Dygeasy: This a joke righ?heheh u said my mind. That how they said di maria was arrested... 1 Like |
Re: ” I Will Convert To Chrisitianity To Become President ” – Atiku Reveals by Ozonna(m): 6:23pm On Sep 24, 2014 |
Some people here have no sense of humor |
Re: ” I Will Convert To Chrisitianity To Become President ” – Atiku Reveals by Lailerh(f): 7:32pm On Sep 24, 2014 |
candidbabe: No northernerlike GEJ? |
Re: ” I Will Convert To Chrisitianity To Become President ” – Atiku Reveals by Raypawer(m): 7:53pm On Sep 24, 2014 |
Even if u transform to Angel!!!" ur time don pass.... |
Re: ” I Will Convert To Chrisitianity To Become President ” – Atiku Reveals by jbblues24(m): 6:17pm On May 31, 2019 |
Bold work you have here. |
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