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The Nigerian Christian by nkpommpko(m): 2:47pm On Sep 25, 2014
If you want to be rich in Nigeria, start a
church. Politicians will come to you for
prayers; presidents will come and kneel
before you, nobody can arrest you for
anything, even if your illegal church building
collapses and kills a hundred people; if girls
are your thing, you'll have sex with as many
church girls as you want, and when the truth
comes out you'll tell them that God says you
shouldn't respond to the allegations; you'll
tell your church members that God needs
money and they'll give generously to you to
give to God, and they won't question you
when your lifestyle changes and you start
riding around in armored, state of the art
cars; they won't question you when you buy
a private jet, after all your God is not a poor
God; you can go through two divorces in 5
years and they'll still follow you like sheep
without question; and rabidly defend you on
facebook; in fact you can go as far as telling
them that you can do no wrong and that you
are without sin and all will still be ok. The
Nigerian Christian is the most loyal Christian
Re: The Nigerian Christian by nkpommpko(m): 2:50pm On Sep 25, 2014
nkpommpko: If you want to be rich in Nigeria, start a
church. Politicians will come to you for
prayers; presidents will come and kneel
before you, nobody can arrest you for
anything, even if your illegal church building
collapses and kills a hundred people; if girls
are your thing, you'll have sex with as many
church girls as you want, and when the truth
comes out you'll tell them that God says you
shouldn't respond to the allegations; you'll
tell your church members that God needs
money and they'll give generously to you to
give to God, and they won't question you
when your lifestyle changes and you start
riding around in armored, state of the art
cars; they won't question you when you buy
a private jet, after all your God is not a poor
God; you can go through two divorces in 5
years and they'll still follow you like sheep
without question; and rabidly defend you on
facebook; in fact you can go as far as telling
them that you can do no wrong and that you
are without sin and all will still be ok. The
Nigerian Christian is the most loyal Christian
.how gullible are you?

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