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The Nigerian Christian by nkpommpko(m): 2:47pm On Sep 25, 2014 |
If you want to be rich in Nigeria, start a church. Politicians will come to you for prayers; presidents will come and kneel before you, nobody can arrest you for anything, even if your illegal church building collapses and kills a hundred people; if girls are your thing, you'll have sex with as many church girls as you want, and when the truth comes out you'll tell them that God says you shouldn't respond to the allegations; you'll tell your church members that God needs money and they'll give generously to you to give to God, and they won't question you when your lifestyle changes and you start riding around in armored, state of the art cars; they won't question you when you buy a private jet, after all your God is not a poor God; you can go through two divorces in 5 years and they'll still follow you like sheep without question; and rabidly defend you on facebook; in fact you can go as far as telling them that you can do no wrong and that you are without sin and all will still be ok. The Nigerian Christian is the most loyal Christian |
Re: The Nigerian Christian by nkpommpko(m): 2:50pm On Sep 25, 2014 |
nkpommpko: If you want to be rich in Nigeria, start a.how gullible are you? |
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