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Re: by sunvick(m): 12:49pm On Sep 26, 2014
Try taking charge when u guys waner have sex, so u can discover some of his most sensitive part..



I wont be surprise if he binds and cast you when you try to give him head.
Re: by Nobody: 12:56pm On Sep 26, 2014
fak story ony ko, mr ibu ni
Re: by lawrenceunaa: 1:10pm On Sep 26, 2014
Godmystrength: let me say i kinda agree with you.
But please be honest and tell me if it was a man asking this what your response will be...

per the bolded sha, na serious matter o. control not to demand too much in marriage? hmmm...... and who decides what is normal and too much?
the other partner makes the comment
Everything has time & too much of everything is bad so as there is timetable for book,food so shall there be a timetable for sex undecided
Re: by Angeldemivida: 1:19pm On Sep 26, 2014
A writer sizing all ya up or something.
She started at first like she's truly sharing her problem and then went into this expository essay of sex with Mr. Tony as if she is having orga-s-ms while narrating the story and almost inviting her readers into a groupie thing with her Anaconda Tony. Chei!

This is not coming from the heart of a truly troubled woman, the energy she spent narrating the sexcapade did not match the heart of a troubled wife.
The only question I have for any woman going through this kind of unsatisfactory sex life with her husband is "Why did you marry him in the first place knowing that he is not your match sexually?

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Re: by Godmystrength: 1:23pm On Sep 26, 2014
lawrenceunaa: the other partner makes the comment
Everything has time & too much of everything is bad so as there is timetable for book,food so shall there be a timetable for sex undecided
grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy see how you just spoilt everything

But you still didn't answer my first question...
Re: by AriDsexy(f): 1:24pm On Sep 26, 2014
sunvick: Try taking charge when u guys waner have sex, so u can discover some of his most sensitive part..



I wont be surprise if he binds and cast you when you try to give him head.
Funny,but has she even tried doing dt to him nd just see his reaction,instead of lusting after another man even while married?
Boring marriage,true,but just like u said,she should try look for ways to spice it up instead of telling us details about "sweet" Tony!
Re: by Nobody: 1:30pm On Sep 26, 2014
Naavah:
Proper advice.
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My sister I have learnt a lot from experience but I don't want to talk much
Re: by ProdigyLoco(m): 1:30pm On Sep 26, 2014
Tony is a bad motherfucker tho , he don went thru d backdoor,front door nd escape route #impressed 

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Re: by Godmystrength: 1:33pm On Sep 26, 2014
Angeldemivida: A writer sizing all ya up or something.
She started at first like she's truly sharing her problem and then went into this expository essay of sex with Mr. Tony as if she is having orga-s-ms while narrating the story and almost inviting her readers into a groupie thing with her Anaconda Tony. Chei!

This is not coming from the heart of a truly troubled woman, the energy she spent narrating the sexcapade did not match the heart of a troubled wife.
Actually, she didn't come here to tell us that she is a troubled woman o. she came to inform us that her marriage/man is boring and she misses Mr Tony.......
Angeldemivida: The only question I have for any woman going through this kind of unsatisfactory sex life with her husband is "Why did you marry him in the first place knowing that he is not your match sexually?
two things will i say on this
1. if there was no per-marital sex, there is no way to find out if he is your match sexually. No everybody is in support of pre-marital sex
2. sometimes, it doesn't start like that. what if both of them were sexually matched but somewhere along the line, something happened that affected the hubby's libido...

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Re: by ProdigyLoco(m): 1:39pm On Sep 26, 2014
Godmystrength: Actually, she didn't come here to tell us that she is a troubled woman o. she came to inform us that her marriage/man is boring and she misses Mr Tony.......
two things will i say on this
1. if there was no per-marital sex, there is no way to find out if he is your match sexually. No everybody is in support of pre-marital sex
2. sometimes, it doesn't start like that. what if both of them were sexually matched but somewhere along the line, something happened that affected the hubby's libido...

Reply of the year, some people only read without understanding, nice one bruv 
Re: by sexybash(f): 1:40pm On Sep 26, 2014
If you wanna cheat
Cheat am tired with sob stories

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Re: by Angeldemivida: 1:54pm On Sep 26, 2014
Godmystrength: Actually, she didn't come here to tell us that she is a troubled woman o. she came to inform us that her marriage/man is boring and she misses Mr Tony.......
two things will i say on this
1. if there was no per-marital sex, there is no way to find out if he is your match sexually. No everybody is in support of pre-marital sex
2. sometimes, it doesn't start like that. what if both of them were sexually matched but somewhere along the line, something happened that affected the hubby's libido...

I use to belong to the school of thought that says that sex should be left till marriage takes place but the realities of life have made it clear that people should f-ucking have sex before they decide whether they are matched enough to marry (they can use such protections like condoms etc to prevent pregnancy). How about if a lady that had no sex before marriage discovers after marriage that her man can't get an e-rection. There's a thread of an unhappy lady that actually shared a problem like that after her marriage and was headed for divorce.
So people should f-cking f-uck before marriage. That is reality.
Re: by Angeldemivida: 2:00pm On Sep 26, 2014
ProdigyLoco:

Reply of the year, some people only read without understanding, nice one bruv 

Wow, see the f-cking fucker that read and understood the poster.
You are so naive and easily deceived and there you are thinking "I am the smartest, I understood the poster and her unhappy bored sex life".
Why don't you go ahead and join her and her f-cking Mr. Tony in the groupie party she was inviting you to with her sexy essay".
Motherf-cker!
Re: by EmoBoy(m): 2:01pm On Sep 26, 2014
Lies.
Re: by ProdigyLoco(m): 2:02pm On Sep 26, 2014
Angeldemivida:

Wow, see the f-cking fucker that read and understood the poster.
You are so naive and easily deceived and there you are thinking "I am the smartest, I understood the poster and her unhappy bored sex life".
Why don't you go ahead and join her and her f-cking Mr. Tony in the groupie party she was inviting you to with her sexy essay".
Motherf-cker!
no need to insult u chica lol
Re: by iykedare(m): 2:03pm On Sep 26, 2014
some people here are even supporting the adulterous woman indirectly. Why advice her to tell her husband to step up his game? Did she not know the man she married. She knew but it is just in most naija babes to cheat when the opportunity arises. You cant have the best of everything in life. I m sure your husband` s high point is his successful career or business while tony s own is his sexual process. You could have sought for all these before getting married.You could have gone for a Tony before you married your workaholic.

The shameful thing is even the way you took more than 20 lines to narrate how tony f00ks you. For f00ks sake,you are somebody`s wife. Why dont you divorce your husband and marry this Tony so he can give you much more sexual food and ram your a$$hole.

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Re: by Angeldemivida: 2:03pm On Sep 26, 2014
ProdigyLoco: no need to insult u chica lol

Fucker! Next time don't insult others indirectly with your "I think I am smarter than everybody" attitude. Now get on your lane and go catch some fun.
Re: by ProdigyLoco(m): 2:05pm On Sep 26, 2014
Angeldemivida:

Fucker!
Mtscheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
Using fucker does not change anything
Still not insulting u lolololol 

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Re: by hairspray(f): 2:07pm On Sep 26, 2014

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Re: by Angeldemivida: 2:09pm On Sep 26, 2014
ProdigyLoco:
Using fucker does not change anything
Still not insulting u lolololol 

Yeah, I am even smiling. It felt good cursing out your naive a*rse out. You needed a little E-whipping and you just got served.
I am still here catching my E-fun jor. Do have a splendid day and stop being a f*cker, right?
Re: by ProdigyLoco(m): 2:11pm On Sep 26, 2014
Angeldemivida:

Yeah, I am even smiling. It felt good cursing out your naive a*rse out. You needed a little E-whipping and you just got served.
I am still here catching my E-fun jor. Do have a splendid day and stop being a f*cker, right?
Ur d best E wrestler I know, lol hope the title helps u sleep

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Re: by Angeldemivida: 2:19pm On Sep 26, 2014
hairspray:

Thank you.

I am a nairalander with an old account on nairaland but i couldn't post my life story on nairaland with my old account because there would be trouble as I am popular amongst the ladies on here. Hence the reason for the new account which I opened to narrate my ordeal.

I appreciate your comments because I know we have lots of intelligent people here on NL, ladies and gentlemen, some of which I have been honoured to meet in person. Being an old NLder I expected some bashing for this.
I don't have to state it here that I am remorseful about what happened because I would be telling a lie. It happened and I am not proud about it but I enjoyed it. Unlike some of you that are SUPER-HUMAN and very holy and temptation resistant, I am only human with natural weaknesses. So forgive me if my honesty offends you but I want to say thank you to all those who know that adultery isn't the only sin mentioned in the Bible and they offer useful advice instead of trying to cast the first stone or largest rock.

Contrary to what you think, this is not a nollywood crap story. This is my life and I am sure someone out there can relate to this. This happened to me and Tony is a real person and he really lives in surulere.
I never planned for this to happen. I never even imagined that I would have sex outside my marriage but this happened and it haunts/taunts me. I never want it to happen again but it is just like starving a person of food and that person knows there is food in the house, what do you think such a person would do when he/she sees it outside? I'm not trying to justify my sexcapade with Tony but trying make u picture what i am going through.

I have spoken with my husband about this and made suggestions but it always falls on his wrong side and we sometimes argue because he thinks i am comparing him with the things I see on TV. We watched p0rn together and he says "these guys are trying afterall they're being paid for it.. I can't kill myself". I can't r@pe or fight him either so i just drown in my predicament while living my life and acting like all is well.
Madam why did you marry him nah knowing that he can't do the kind of s-exual stuffs you like to do. Were you blindfolded when you married him? You sees why compatibility is good in marriage to avoid this kind of torture.
You are there already, you can't even have Tony with all his Anacondaness so quit pretending with your husband (Yes!). Show him the real you and how you like your sex and pray that he meets you half way. As for the a_nal sex he may never want to do that, not all can stomach it. It beats me that a woman that is into something as heavy as A-nal sex went to marry a man that may never agree with it. What were you thinking when you did? It's your life, live it as you want. You should have gone for what you need sexually but didn't and now you are crying "Oh he can't give me an-al or lick me up the way Tony can". Sorry o-o sha.
Can't he give you a lil licky licky at all? Lol. Cause that one dey sweet o-o. A woman that has known how it feels will find it hard to do without it, that is even what most women say that gives them orga-sm. If he can't eat it yet, you have to find a way to make it palatable to him like dousing it with ice cream or Irish cream and all ya can have fun. He may get overly excited and who knows may agree to give you all you want.


Anyway I think that this writer is only trying harder to shove this story down our throat so we can believe it. The way you went narrating the sexcapade gave you out as somebody merely testing out reactions to a chapter of her sexy storybook.
Re: by Angeldemivida: 2:23pm On Sep 26, 2014
ProdigyLoco:
Ur d best E wrestler I know, lol hope the title helps u sleep
Nah, I am not.
I can't even wrestle. I will just call the person "motherf-ucker" and the energy is spent out lol.

Do have a good day, okay? Kisses.
I wasn't meaning those fu-cking things I was cursing u out with, cursing out there just made me feel good. lol lol, please laugh.
Re: by iykedare(m): 2:23pm On Sep 26, 2014
hairspray:

Thank you.

I am a nairalander with an old account on nairaland but i couldn't post my life story on nairaland



I can dig up your other moniker here. Should I? grin grin grin grin
Re: by sunvick(m): 2:25pm On Sep 26, 2014
hairspray:

Thank you.

I am a nairalander with an old account on nairaland but i couldn't post my life story on nairaland with my old account because there would be trouble as I am popular amongst the ladies on here. Hence the reason for the new account which I opened to narrate my ordeal.

I appreciate your comments because I know we have lots of intelligent people here on NL, ladies and gentlemen, some of which I have been honoured to meet in person. Being an old NLder I expected some bashing for this.
I don't have to state it here that I am remorseful about what happened because I would be telling a lie. It happened and I am not proud about it but I enjoyed it. Unlike some of you that are SUPER-HUMAN and very holy and temptation resistant, I am only human with natural weaknesses. So forgive me if my honesty offends you but I want to say thank you to all those who know that adultery isn't the only sin mentioned in the Bible and they offer useful advice instead of trying to cast the first stone or largest rock.

Contrary to what you think, this is not a nollywood crap story. This is my life and I am sure someone out there can relate to this. This happened to me and Tony is a real person and he really lives in surulere.
I never planned for this to happen. I never even imagined that I would have sex outside my marriage but this happened and it haunts/taunts me. I never want it to happen again but it is just like starving a person of food and that person knows there is food in the house, what do you think such a person would do when he/she sees it outside? I'm not trying to justify my sexcapade with Tony but trying make u picture what i am going through.

I have spoken with my husband about this and made suggestions but it always falls on his wrong side and we sometimes argue because he thinks i am comparing him with the things I see on TV. We watched p0rn together and he says "these guys are trying afterall they're being paid for it.. I can't kill myself". I can't r@pe or fight him either so i just drown in my predicament while living my life and acting like all is well.


op
why dont you try puting viagra in his drink and watch him......
Re: by ProdigyLoco(m): 2:26pm On Sep 26, 2014
Angeldemivida:
Nah, I am not.
I can't even wrestle nothing. I will just call the person "motherfucker" and the energy is spent out lol.

Do have a good day, okay? Kisses.
I wasn't meaning those fu-cking things I was cursing u out with, cursing out there just made me feel good. lol lol, please laugh.

Ok.

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Re: by iykedare(m): 2:28pm On Sep 26, 2014
where are these nairaland e warriors that attack cheating men? Why are they scared to comment? Have they run out of free data or they are fantasying over what Tony did to Op?
Re: by Angeldemivida: 2:31pm On Sep 26, 2014
iykedare: where are these nairaland e warriors that attack cheating men? Why are they scared to comment? Have they run out of free data or they are fantasying over what Tony did to Op?

Hahaha Iykedare, you have me laughing over the bolded
Re: by EmoBoy(m): 2:32pm On Sep 26, 2014
iykedare: where are these nairaland e warriors that attack cheating men? Why are they scared to comment? Have they run out of free data or they are fantasying over what Tony did to Op?

Dude you must be new - Women are never at fault for infidelity grin The people who are cheating are tony and her prude husband.

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Re: by Angeldemivida: 2:34pm On Sep 26, 2014
sunvick:


op
why dont you try puting viagra in his drink and watch him......

I don't think it is legal to put drugs in the drinks of others. Do you want her to poison him too? She mustn't do that.
Re: by Godmystrength: 2:37pm On Sep 26, 2014
Angeldemivida:
Nah, I am not.
I can't even wrestle. I will just call the person "motherf-ucker" and the energy is spent out lol.

Do have a good day, okay? Kisses.
I wasn't meaning those fu-cking things I was cursing u out with, cursing out there just made me feel good. lol lol, please laugh.
grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
Re: by Godmystrength: 2:38pm On Sep 26, 2014
EmoBoy:

Dude you must be new - Women are never at fault for infidelity grin The people who are cheating are tony and her prude husband.
says who? you? why are you acting like you are new here? most of the people commenting here do not even believe the story so what do you expect from them?

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