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Akpors And The Pharmacist by Dbestmax(m): 2:29pm On Sep 26, 2014
Akpos goes to a pharmacy and say to the
pharmacist, Hello, could you give me a condom?
I am going to my girlfriend place for dinner and
i think i may be in with a chance
The pharmacist gives him the condon. As he
was going out he turns and say "Give me
another condom,my girlfriend sister is very cute
too, she always croos her legs in a provocative
manner when she sees me, i think i may strike
luck there too
The pharmacist gives him a second condon, As
he was leaving he agian turn back and say Give
me one more condom, my girlfnd mum is stil
pretty cute when she sees me she always make
eye contact and since she invited me for dinner
i thinck she is expecting me to make a move.
During dinner Akpos sat with his girlfnd on the
left the sista on hz right and the mum facing
him, when the girlfriend dad walk in Akpos
lower his head and start the dinner prayer. Dear
lord bless this dinner and thank you 4 al you
have given us
10 minutes after Akpos was stil praying thank
you lord for your kindness
Another ten minute goes by and he is still
praying keeping his head down, very close to
the table they al looked at each others
surprised his grlfnd even more shocked then the
othes she get close to him and whispers, i did
nt know you ar so religious
Akpos replies: i never knows your dad was a
pharmacist.
NOW IF YOU WERE AKPOS WHAT WOULD YOU
DO?

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Re: Akpors And The Pharmacist by yorex2011: 2:46pm On Sep 26, 2014
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Re: Akpors And The Pharmacist by 9jaRonin(m): 2:51pm On Sep 26, 2014
Dbestmax: Akpos goes to a pharmacy and say to the
pharmacist, Hello, could you give me a condom?
I am going to my girlfriend place for dinner and
i think i may be in with a chance
The pharmacist gives him the condon. As he
was going out he turns and say "Give me
another condom,my girlfriend sister is very cute
too, she always croos her legs in a provocative
manner when she sees me, i think i may strike
luck there too
The pharmacist gives him a second condon, As
he was leaving he agian turn back and say Give
me one more condom, my girlfnd mum is stil
pretty cute when she sees me she always make
eye contact and since she invited me for dinner
i thinck she is expecting me to make a move.
During dinner Akpos sat with his girlfnd on the
left the sista on hz right and the mum facing
him, when the girlfriend dad walk in Akpos
lower his head and start the dinner prayer. Dear
lord bless this dinner and thank you 4 al you
have given us
10 minutes after Akpos was stil praying thank
you lord for your kindness
Another ten minute goes by and he is still
praying keeping his head down, very close to
the table they al looked at each others
surprised his grlfnd even more shocked then the
othes she get close to him and whispers, i did
nt know you ar so religious
Akpos replies: i never knows your dad was a
pharmacist.
NOW IF YOU WERE AKPOS WHAT WOULD YOU
DO?

Forget about Akpos for now...
if I were you I would try and brush up my grammar.
Re: Akpors And The Pharmacist by Dbestmax(m): 2:55pm On Sep 26, 2014
9jaRonin:

Forget about Akpos for now...
if I were you I would try and brush up my grammar.
Am trying ...bt I can't remember any1 forcing u to comment

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Re: Akpors And The Pharmacist by achinaboy(m): 5:48pm On Sep 26, 2014
Dbestmax:
Am trying ...bt I can't remember any1 forcing u to comment
he saved ur joke 4 his own use and still insults u on that, what a world
Re: Akpors And The Pharmacist by Millate01: 8:47pm On Sep 26, 2014
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Re: Akpors And The Pharmacist by Dbestmax(m): 11:43am On Sep 27, 2014
achinaboy:
he saved ur joke 4 his own use and still insults u on that, what a world
D guy's a psycho

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