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Akpors And The Pharmacist by Dbestmax(m): 2:29pm On Sep 26, 2014 |
Akpos goes to a pharmacy and say to the pharmacist, Hello, could you give me a condom? I am going to my girlfriend place for dinner and i think i may be in with a chance The pharmacist gives him the condon. As he was going out he turns and say "Give me another condom,my girlfriend sister is very cute too, she always croos her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me, i think i may strike luck there too The pharmacist gives him a second condon, As he was leaving he agian turn back and say Give me one more condom, my girlfnd mum is stil pretty cute when she sees me she always make eye contact and since she invited me for dinner i thinck she is expecting me to make a move. During dinner Akpos sat with his girlfnd on the left the sista on hz right and the mum facing him, when the girlfriend dad walk in Akpos lower his head and start the dinner prayer. Dear lord bless this dinner and thank you 4 al you have given us 10 minutes after Akpos was stil praying thank you lord for your kindness Another ten minute goes by and he is still praying keeping his head down, very close to the table they al looked at each others surprised his grlfnd even more shocked then the othes she get close to him and whispers, i did nt know you ar so religious Akpos replies: i never knows your dad was a pharmacist. NOW IF YOU WERE AKPOS WHAT WOULD YOU DO? 1 Like |
Re: Akpors And The Pharmacist by yorex2011: 2:46pm On Sep 26, 2014 |
Re: Akpors And The Pharmacist by 9jaRonin(m): 2:51pm On Sep 26, 2014 |
Dbestmax: Akpos goes to a pharmacy and say to the Forget about Akpos for now... if I were you I would try and brush up my grammar. |
Re: Akpors And The Pharmacist by Dbestmax(m): 2:55pm On Sep 26, 2014 |
9jaRonin:Am trying ...bt I can't remember any1 forcing u to comment 1 Like |
Re: Akpors And The Pharmacist by achinaboy(m): 5:48pm On Sep 26, 2014 |
Dbestmax:he saved ur joke 4 his own use and still insults u on that, what a world |
Re: Akpors And The Pharmacist by Millate01: 8:47pm On Sep 26, 2014 |
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Re: Akpors And The Pharmacist by Dbestmax(m): 11:43am On Sep 27, 2014 |
achinaboy:D guy's a psycho |
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