I watched a programme on the television recently. It was
called ‘50 ways to kill your mother’ and it made quite
interesting viewing.
A son took his elderly mother on adventures of a
lifetime in order that she might experience some real
thrills in life and not just sitting in the house waiting
for death. She was taken dancing in a musical
production in Bangkok, catch a crocodile and ride a
scary roller coaster in Florida, United States. He did not
really want to kill her, you understand. But, it makes a
nice title and a great programme.
Similarly, I know you do not want to kill your husband
but you may be doing so inadvertently. I will speak to
you only about four ways to kill your husband and get
away with murder! If that is what you want.


1. Stress and Nagging

Stress can cause sleep disorders, leaving one fatigued
and prone to accidents, illness, anxiety, nervousness
and irritability, making it difficult to get along with
people. It can affect concentration, making someone
perform poorly at home or on the job. It can weaken the
immune system, making your husband more susceptible
to colds and other diseases, possibly even some types
of cancer.
The dictionary description of nagging is to annoy by
constant scolding, complaining, or urging. Furthermore,
nagging is to torment persistently with anxiety or pain.
It is another major way in which women cause havoc in
the home. It has been noted to be a key contributing
factor in many conditions, such as heart disease, high
blood pressure, headache, and arthritis.
Another means of fomenting trouble is through sexual
starvation. As written by Chukwuneta Oby in recent
PUNCH edition, men are frustrated with women because
they never seem to want sex. Men blame women that
they only talk about love but do not want to prove it by
putting out. Therefore, many of the heartbreaks left in
the wake of most relationships are due to undue
expectations, especially as regards sexual matters.
So if you are causing him untold stress and anxiety, you
may be pushing him towards the grave slowly, but
surely. As Natalie Goldberg says, stress is a
disconnection from the earth. Seriously, stress is
something you should avoid in your relationship. The
pressure could cause stroke and disconnect your man.


2. Stroke

Stroke is the acute and dramatic onset of severe
headache, weakness of an arm or a leg, problems with
speech, blindness, or confusion, which is often caused
by interruption of the blood supply to the brain or
indeed bleeding into brain tissue. It can be caused by
hypertension, which leads to bursting of the blood
vessels in the brain. It can also be caused by
obstruction of the blood vessels by debris, such as fat
and blood clots. The fat in food leads to obesity and
clogs up the blood vessels.
So, what are you feeding your husband? Rich food, fatty
food, huge plateful and lots of meat? It may be leading
to fat, obesity and preparing him for a stroke in the
future. The way to the heart of a man is through his
stomach, they say. One way to kill him may also be
through his fat stomach!


3. Heart Attacks

Most heart attacks are caused by a blood clot that
blocks one of the coronary arteries. The coronary
arteries bring blood and oxygen to the heart. If the
blood flow is blocked, the heart is starved of oxygen
and heart cells die. This causes a severe chest pain that
takes your breath away, makes you feel faint and can
lead to death.
Well, heart attacks can be caused by the same problems
that cause strokes. However, a lack of exercise can
contribute, especially in big, fat men. Does your
husband do any exercise – and I do not mean just
horizontally? Does he go for walks, run, jog or even
dance? Are you helping him, supporting him and going
along with him or are you a hindrance? Do you nag him,
telling him he is too old for exercise? What do you have
to gain?


4. Sudden Death Syndrome

Sudden Death Syndrome is defined as a non-violent
unexpected death resulting from cardiac arrest or stroke
within as little as six hours of previously witnessed
normal health. Sudden death syndrome is often caused
by sudden heart attack (cardiac arrest) and sudden brain
attack (stroke). Both are more likely in patients with
hypertension and diabetes. It is often difficult to
consider that someone who is apparently fit may be at
risk of sudden death. However, some are people who
are actually the ‘walking dead’. These are people who
are sick but just do not know it or do not care.
Is your husband diabetic or hypertensive? Then, you
need to encourage regular exercise, watch his diet and
ensure he takes his medications as prescribed. Also,
encourage him to go for clinic reviews and medical
examinations yearly or more often if recommended by
the doctor. This is the least you can do to prevent
stroke, heart attacks and sudden death in your family.
By the way, October is Stroke Awareness Month, so if
you enjoyed this article, please support stroke action,
Nigeria in any way you can. Share the article, engage
with friends, family and call us for other ways you can
help our advocacy, especially with donations.


Credits:
http://www.davidking.com.ng/2014/09/4-ways-to-kill-your-husband.html?m=1

Starvation of all kinds

interesting... how to kill your hubby albeit playfully

seems this is the reigning theme in this sexsion
die-vorce now rather than divorce

God help us all.