those are d crazy things I unknowingly do whenever I drank myself to stupor
Crying my heart out,I remember a tym wen I was enjoying myself wit friends after 10 bottle of star I just dey cry my friends find it difficult to console me they don't even know d reason of my shedding tears

The last tym I get drunk I walk up to my mum and ask her who is she looking for In my father's house

so guys share your own crazy stuff too leggo

Can't 4get d very first day I actually got drunk....
I asked a gal standing in a fastfood spot to take wateva she wanted dat I'ld pay.... Hehehehe
Thank God my frnds wia around and noticed wat hapnd cos she was already asking for 3 plates of indomie ..3 indomie each wit 4 eggs in each...hehehe....
My guys gav me d gist leta of wat I was doin....#Crazy...#Gals

i sing plus i make sure the hood knows am singing

I remember a tym on my Antys wedding one of d groom friend actually got drunk and got into his car from d persanger side of his car and he stated shouting someone as stolen my steering

The first tym i was drunk was at a friend's party,.. Mehn, i mumu myself dat day ooo, luckily my babe was with me nd made sure she took me 2 d bed room we i feel asleep. I was busy shouting at d top of my voice... 'o'boy na me be dis! I don drink ooo! I don shayo!' dey still use it 2 make fun of me up till 2day, cos according 2 dem i was shouting it as if i won a trophy, lyk its a national award.
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This one na my senior bros, d first day d guy shayo enta house, him jus see my momsy 4 door, d next thing way him shout na "chinedu (my name) u no dey taya with toto abi... Who be dis woman wey u carry enta family house lyk dis"
chaii, dem do dat case 4 almost 3weeks oo.. Coz momsy begin cry instantly, nd na dat day i knw say my dad na bash ali, coz him wan kill d guy with punches.

Well,it was on one faithful evening while I was coming back from church that I saw a crowd and the attraction was a heavily drunk man shouting"I no be winch o,I no be winch..My wife na ashawo,I don catch her before na,I no just wan talk am...I say I no be winch,na by force?",though he's late now but his drunkeness made him spread his dirty linens and whenever his wife/children passes by,,people begin to stare and point fingers.

Well,it was on one faithful evening while I was coming back from church that I saw a crowd and the attraction was a heavily drunk man shouting"I no be winch o,I no be winch..My wife na ashawo,I don catch her before na,I no just wan talk am...I say I no be winch,na by force?",though he's late now but his drunkeness made him spread his dirty linens and whenever his wife/children passes by,,people begin to stare and point fingers.

Well,it was on one faithful evening while I was coming back from church that I saw a crowd and the attraction was a heavily drunk man shouting"I no be winch o,I no be winch..My wife na ashawo,I don catch her before na,I no just wan talk am...I say I no be winch,na by force?",though he's late now but his drunkeness made him spread his dirty linens and whenever his wife/children passes by,,people begin to stare and point fingers.