Below are their behaviours
and character they exhibit;
1. Only Ijebu people sell
Ticket to their wedding
party
2. Its only in Ijebu that
Christmas Decorations
would remain till Easter
3. Ijebu people will never
say “DO NOT URINATE
HERE”, they will say
“URINATE HERE AND LOSE
YOUR CHILD
4. A Typical Ijebu Woman
goes to party Thrice on a
saturday.
5. Arsene Wenger was
born in Oke Agbo in Ijebu
Igbo
6. Only an Ijebu man will
speak yoruba to a white
man and he will
understand. Jazz things
7. A typical Ijebu boy saves
his money for Garri and
trek to school
8. Only in Ijebu shop you
go see “Meatpie: ₦150,
With Gen: ₦200″
9. The fart of an Ijebu man
travels 200km/h
10. Only an Ijebu man sells
fairly-used Chicken during
christmas
11. An Ijebu-man will
never forget to ask for his
‘change’ no matter how
little it is..after sending
you on an errand
12. Garri Ijebu – Tested
and Trusted since 1960
13. Ijebu boys know more
INCANTATIONS than BIBLE
VERSES
14. Its only Ijebu people
that will fall sick and start
vomiting garri ijebu
15. The smell of Raw
Ponmo Ijebu can bring a
dead person back to life.
16. Ikokore (An Ijebu
Delicacy) can be used to
cure HIV/AIDS
17. When God said “Let
there be light” It was an
Ijebu man that said “Up
Nepa
18. A Typical Ijebu Man
sprays all his Money at a
Party and Treks home
19. Golden Morn is good,
Corn Flakes is better. But
at the mention of IJEBU
GARRI every Flake must
bow
20. A typical Ijebu Boy be
like:-
Ijebu Boy: How much for
moin-moin?
Seller: ₦130..
Ijebu Boy: Last Price..
Seller: ₦100..
Ijebu Boy: Ok, giv me just
“moin” ₦50

Lmao

You forgot to add that they are stingy

Op, where did you copy this?