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When You Dump A Girl! by lorddubic: 12:21am On Oct 03, 2014
1.When you dump a girl from
OSUN state - she'll create a
scene and disgrace you.
2.When you dump a girl from
CALABAR - she'll beat you up & force you to
love
her again wether you like it or not.
3.When you dump a girl from
ABUJA - she'll cry day & night.
4.When you dump a girl from
BENIN - she'll bewitch you &
you'll wake up with boils on your face.
5.When you dump an ENUGU
girl - she'll take your name to
the shrine.
6.When you dump a girl from
IMO - she wont even notice it cos she has so
many
sugar daddies. 7.When you dump a girl from
WARRI - she'll turn her
bedroom into a brewery &
drink all sort of drinks until she becomes
high.
8.When you dump a girl from LAGOS - she'll
go
round & sleep with all your friends.
9.Don't you wanna know
about PORT HARCOURT girls? dump her
today, in
2weeks
time she invites you for her wedding.
10.Dump a girl from ANAMBRA - she will
tempt your
father and become your stepmother.
11.Dump a girl from KANO -
she'll report you to her dad in the army &
you will
marry her at the point of a gun.
12.Dump an ABIA girl - and she will burn
your property and tell you sorry.
13. Dump a BAYELSA girl - and
you see her the next day in your house with
your
brother.
14. Dump a girl from AKWA-
IBOM - she gangs up with her friends to rape
you. 15. Dump a girl from BENUE -
am sorry you already have aids.
16)What of if u dump Ebonyi girl what will
happen?
Re: When You Dump A Girl! by Dbestmax(m): 12:32am On Oct 03, 2014
Heheheh....And she'l tel u dat u've been eating snake as fish in all d food she made for u...
Re: When You Dump A Girl! by philo3(m): 7:44pm On Oct 03, 2014
if u dumb girl frm brazil nko?

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