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Joke: I Come To Steal Your Thing by Dreamaliveent: 7:16am On Oct 03, 2014 |
I was driving across the street when I spotted a mob beating a guy who apparently was a thief. Everybody was dishing out blows, even kids. I stopped my car and headed straight to the scene. I pulled my jacket. With my shirt and tie, I entered the mob and landed a heavy slap on the thief's left eye. As soon as I slapped him, the thief started talking; I will confess o, I will confess. The mob chanted; Confess! Thief! Leave him, let him confess. Everybody stopped beating him. The thief pointed at me and shouted; Look! This man here is my boss. He is the one that send us everyday. The thief did not finish talking when all the beatings were transferred to Me. My face became swollen. Blood was oozing all over me and I fell down. The thief shouted again; It's a lie o. I don't know him. It's a mistaken identity. The thief then turned to Me and whispered; Idiot! Next time mind your business. Did I come to steal your thing? For music & gossips check out: www.dreamaliveent.com/?m=1 1 Like 1 Share |
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