If you didn’t see this on the Tonight show, I hope you’re
sitting down when you read it. This is probably the
funniest date story ever, first date or not!!!
We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most
embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The
winner described her worst first date experience.
There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took
the prize!
She said it was midwinter…Snowing and quite cold…
and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains
outside Salt Lake City , Utah .
It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers,
after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun
but relatively uneventful until they were headed home
late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she
gradually began to realize that she should not have had
that extra latte. They were about an hour away from
anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of
nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it,
which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the
heavy snow and slow going, there came a point here she
told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the
road, or it would be the front seat of his car .
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car,
yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she
didn’t have good footing, so she let her butt rest against
the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood
on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was
a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she
could thin k about was the relief she felt despite the
rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of
another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the
young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued
against the car’s fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to
poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to
disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly
apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to
the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware
of the humor of the moment, she answered her date’s
concerns about’ what is taking so long’ with a reply that
indeed, she was ‘freezing her butt off’ and in need of
some
assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover
herself with her sweater and then, as she looked
imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too,
got the giggles and when they finally managed to
compose
themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as
hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with
a real problem.
Both agreed it would take something hot to free her
chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking
about what had gotten her into the predicament in the
first place, both quickly realized that there was only one
way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her
first time
date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the
fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the
Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should
be ‘pants down. ‘And you thought your first
date was embarrassing. Jay Leno’s comment…’This
gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.’
Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became her
husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.