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Examination; Love Mathematics by olamilekan360(m): 5:15am On Dec 08, 2014
COURSE TITLE: Love Mathematics. #Olamilekan tinza

COURSE CODE: GMS122.
All question carry equaL marks.

TIME: 2hrs, 30minutes.

1. If a GirL is in LOve fOr 10years and at the end,the guy breaks up with her, what is the Formula for calculating such Love and Time wasted?

2. As a guy, you dated more than 6 chicks At a time, using the Almighty Formula, calculate the expenses and Loss in handLing aLL of them?

(Question 3- For girLs only)
3. Using Laws Of Indices, calculate the disappearance of your boyfriend whenever you demand for an iphone6.

(Question 4- For boys only)
4. You send an Airtime worth #1500 to your gaLfriend and she sends you a Please call me I Love You text, calculate the profit and Loss %tage of the Airtime being send and use the proportional ratio to attain the equation.

5. In not more than 10pages, what are the similitude between Orobo girLs and Lekpa girLs.

6. With the aid of a Labeled diagram, draw and explain the term #Ukwu"

7. You broke up with your gal because of christmas gift, etc. Using quadratic equation,
calculate how long it'll take you to get her back in
January.

8. As a guy, you are dating other people's sisters,but you don't want any other guy to date ur sister. Calculate the %-Error of your Foolish
and wicked behavior (Take pie =3.142)

9. When you check a Facebook profiLe 99% of guys are singLe as their
maritaL status state, and 100% of the Gals are dating, its compLicated, engaged, in a relationship, married. BriefLy explain who they are
dating in not Less than two sentences....

N/B- Attempt all questions to avoid carry - over


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Re: Examination; Love Mathematics by speakthetruth: 5:23am On Dec 08, 2014
Ur questions are rhetorics. Funny u.

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