Its all started two days ago when i called her and after a long convarsation she agreed to come and pay me a visit. Last night i even send her recharge card as a caring guy way i be.

This morning, i wake up very early way even make my blind landlord dey ask me why i don wake?? After cleanin the house, i prepared breakfast and took my bath. I come call her, she say she dey come.

i carry my last 500 naira go buy buran tashi way abo.ki people they call high tention. Na 250 oo but greediness make me buy two. As i come back, i called am, she say she dey come, say if i disturb am too much she no go come again..

five minite later her flash enter my phone, i come think say she don come, na him i come carry buran tashi drink, i drink the two, carry water rise the container come even drink the water.. I come go outside wan go carry am, i no see am.

i come call her number he no dey go. Na that time i no say Goodluck go win second tenure. E no reach 2 minite na him my pric.k start to stand . The thing stand pass standing ovaision. The urgy come they grow. Still i no fit take am again, i come go after every living thing.

my landlady don faint, our hen don die our goat dey bleed come dey shout '' i don die oo i don die''. Bose way get provision dey cry! All the girls way dey our area, some don faint,some dey cry and some don even die. Na the time way i dey handle one bird na him police catch me. Now them don chager me to court for mass murder. Pls i need a good lawyer.

you don't need a lawyer, you need a psychiatrist

People have died for love before, you can join them. You'l make history

Edited after reading:
Hope you no go die of kanji and ebola , as even animals join

What the hell is this? This is pure nonsense.

Baddestguyp: you don't need a lawyer, you need a psychiatrist

guy wetin is wrong with you? Why are you indirectly saying Ayaming mad?

naturally: People have died for love before, you can join them. You'l make history

Edited after reading:
Hope you no go die of kanji and ebola , as even animals join

guy why are youing wish me bad luck

01karma: guy wetin is wrong with you? Why are you indirectly saying Ayaming mad?

because its obvious that you are



btw, I never said so, u said it urself

djeezy: What the hell is this? This is pure nonsense.

guy i Ayaming needing a lawyer! Pls.

Mchewwwwwwwwwwwww

Baddestguyp: because its obvious that you are



btw, I never said so, u said it urself

you are making me vex naw! Buy the way are u lawyer?

dechandel:
Mchewwwwwwwwwwwww

why are youwing whmg hissing like snake na

01karma: you are making me vex naw! Buy the way are u lawyer?

yes I am, how u take know

Baddestguyp: yes I am, how u take know

enhhen! I no wan go jail! Wetin i go do

dechandel:
Mchewwwwwwwwwwwww

That 'mtcheeww' never do. Increase am. Add more 'w'.

01karma: enhhen! I no wan go jail! Wetin i go do

I gave u an advice on my first post, follow it, go to rehab for a few months and walk out free

Baddestguyp: I gave u an advice on my first post, follow it, go to rehab for a few months and walk out free

why u dey behave like this na... So you are calling me a mad man, you are calling me a mad man? In fact discharge and aquited.

Danhumprey: That 'mtcheeww' never do. Increase am. Add more 'w'.

If only the 'w' would even give the op some mental sanity
I'd gladly add more

dechandel:
If only the 'w' would even give the op some mental sanity
I'd gladly add more

Ha! You never can tell. Add more 'w'.

dechandel:
If only the 'w' would even give the op some mental sanity
I'd gladly add more

Ayam playing witty you?

Danhumprey: Ha! You never can tell. Add more 'w'.

And they still allow you to use your fone inside that cell.., I don't think sey na nigeria you dey.

01karma:
guy why are youing wish me bad luck

Bad luck ke? Konji ni