Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,194,850 members, 7,956,189 topics. Date: Monday, 23 September 2024 at 07:21 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Akpos In Police College (2293 Views)
Akpos In 9ja / Akpos In Da Church / Akpos In Trouble-best Akpos Joke On Nairaland (2) (3) (4)
Akpos In Police College by dani1luv: 5:50pm On Jun 28, 2012 |
[size=13pt] Akpos was taking his final exam at Police College in kano. Here is one of the questions: "You are on patrol in the outskirts of kano when an explosion occurs in the township. On investigation, you find a large hole has been blown in the footpath and there is an overturned van lying nearby. Inside the van there is a strong smell of alcohol. Both occupants - a man and woman - are injured. You recognize the woman as the wife of your Divisional Inspector, who is at present away on a Peace Making Mission In Sudan. A passing motorist stops to offer you assistance and you realize that he is a man who is wanted for armed robbery. Suddenly a man runs out of a nearby house, shouting that his wife is expecting a baby and that the shock of the explosion has made the birth imminent. Another man is crying for help, having been blown into an adjacent Canal by the explosion, and he cannot swim. Describe in a few words what action you would take?" Akpos thought for a moment, picked up his pen, and wrote: "I would take off my uniform and mingle with the crowd - Na me una wan turn to mad man[/size] 2 Likes |
Re: Akpos In Police College by sutoboy(m): 10:45pm On Jun 28, 2012 |
dani1luv: [size=13pt] Sorry bro |
Re: Akpos In Police College by mikuz(m): 11:09pm On Jun 28, 2012 |
Hehe nice joke |
Re: Akpos In Police College by dani1luv: 6:48am On Jul 03, 2012 |
mikuz: Hehe nice joke Cheers |
Re: Akpos In Police College by Nobody: 10:19am On Jul 03, 2012 |
Please what do i do? |
Re: Akpos In Police College by dani1luv: 10:29am On Jul 03, 2012 |
MOGUL.O:are you talking to me? |
Re: Akpos In Police College by mikuz(m): 1:06pm On Jul 03, 2012 |
dani1luv:you for no change your font na. Mad man |
Re: Akpos In Police College by dani1luv: 4:46pm On Jul 03, 2012 |
mikuz: you for no change your font na. Mad manLOL! that my phone get wahala ni na pc ah dey use now beht wait bro!! why you dey jealous|?? |
Re: Akpos In Police College by BIGVAJINA(f): 5:46pm On Jul 03, 2012 |
mikuz: you for no change your font na. Mad man honey i miss ya ! |
Re: Akpos In Police College by mikuz(m): 8:07pm On Jul 03, 2012 |
dani1luv:junkie i no see Iphones or android phones to yealous na that ya bb wey dey bounce BIS? BIGVAJINA:dani who be this ? |
(1) (Reply)
Google: Jonathan Is Dizzy / Jokes Arena / 5 Funny Memes For A Little Laugh Before Church
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 15 |