1). As a child accompanying my parents to the supermarket or mall was a big deal. And this very Saturday night, we stopped by at the supermarket and mum asked me to come down from the car and go get some stuffs for her at the supermarket. I wondered why I was the only one going in, so with so much anger and absent mindedness I got down, got to the supermarket door and then I mistakenly KNOCKED on the door twice

2). I started to cook rather late for a girl, and it wasn't easy. Mum had coached me , but I wasn't just concentrating. So this faithful Monday, she asked me to boil rice for everyone and when she returns she would make the stew. As I boiled the rice, I thought to myself; if I add enough salt it probably might be sweater, so I did. And when I tasted it, it was a disaster. I thought of a quick solution to it, so to make it balanced I added a spoon full of sugar

3) This is not me, a class mate of mine was asked if she would like to have shawama by a guy and she said No...why? The guy asked, and then she said; it's too alcoholic

4). Went to the cinema and I was fortunate enough to sit beside one hot celebrity...won't mention the name, and then I really wanted to speak to him, but he looked so into the movie. So I tapped him and I asked do you know what's gonna happen next Lol

5). So I and my friend woke up too early for church in high school, it was compulsory though. And as we strolled to church she said to me; And the day has not even yet broken and I replied I swore... lol

LMAO......d 5th 1 got me laffin awt loud sha.

Lolz....just made mi remember a cookin blunder I once did... Wanted to mk vegetable stew n rice for d fam...cldnt get pumpkin anywere around. So I rememberd we had sum bitterleaf growing at d back....tot it wld give it sum rare exquisite taste so I went..got some sticks of it. Sliced n added it to d stew... Served for all.... U can imagine d taste n response I got. Long story short. I finishd d whole pot of stew myself under d watchful eyes of my dad! Lolz but dat was a long time now....