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Lolz: New Job Titles by benega: 6:41pm On Oct 07, 2014
OLD AND NEW TITLES
»Garden Boy : Landscape Executive Officer
(LEO)
»House Maid : House Upkeep Manager
(HUM)
»Receptionist : Office Access Control
Manager
(OACM)
... »Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)
»Messenger : Business Communications
Conveyer
(BCC)
»Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall
Technician
(TWT)
»Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)
»Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)
»Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation
Engineer
(PSE)
»Watchman : Theft Prevention and
Surveillance
Officer (TPSO)
»Thief : Wealth Distribution Expert (WDE)
»Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist
(APS)
»Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)
»Employee without Portfolio :
Administration
Manager (AM)
»Cook : Food Preparation Officer (FPO)
Do Not Forget
»Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)
»Gossiper : Research Manager (RM)

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Re: Lolz: New Job Titles by IAmBhijay(m): 6:54pm On Oct 07, 2014
chai! See packaging cheesy cheesy grin
Re: Lolz: New Job Titles by Nobody: 8:05pm On Oct 07, 2014
Town surveyor. Damn! That's funny.
Re: Lolz: New Job Titles by busuyem: 8:11pm On Oct 07, 2014
Hahahahah...very funny. Everything na digital packaging in the digital era.
Re: Lolz: New Job Titles by sholay2011(m): 8:18pm On Oct 07, 2014
Loool grin grin grin
Re: Lolz: New Job Titles by lendron03(m): 8:50pm On Oct 07, 2014
i smell front page
Re: Lolz: New Job Titles by Nobody: 9:25pm On Oct 07, 2014
I smell it too, brother.
Re: Lolz: New Job Titles by Nobody: 9:25pm On Oct 07, 2014
Town Surveyor and proud grin
Re: Lolz: New Job Titles by UnknownT: 9:52pm On Oct 07, 2014
taiwolusol:
Town Surveyor and proud grin
what equipment do u use? Total Station or old Theodolite? grin
Re: Lolz: New Job Titles by scholes23(m): 7:32am On Oct 08, 2014
Chai
Re: Lolz: New Job Titles by Nobody: 7:36am On Oct 08, 2014
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin



Marketer: Business development Manager grin
Re: Lolz: New Job Titles by boofydon: 7:50am On Oct 08, 2014
Watchman - Theft prevention and surveillance officer . Lmao grin

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Re: Lolz: New Job Titles by crudedude(m): 12:12pm On Oct 08, 2014
Looks funny but this is how some jobs are packaged these days to mean something very big. Reminds me of a petrol station one time recruiting for fuel pump attendants but gave it one very fancy name grin

There's an over abundance of town surveyors in the industry right nowgrin

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