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Good Old Days. by carmelily: 12:51pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
[b] According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 60's, 70's and early 80's probably shouldn't have survived, because our baby cots were covered with brightly colored lead-based paint, which was promptly chewed and licked. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or cabinets and it was fine to play with pans. When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip-flops and fluorescent 'spooky do key's' on our wheels. As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or airbags and riding in the passenger seat was a treat. We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle and it tasted the same. We ate chips, bread and butter pudding and drank fizzy juice with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing. We shared one drink with four friends, from one bottle or can and no-one actually died from this. We would spend hours building go-carts out of scraps and then went top speed down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into stinging nettles a few times, we learned to solve the problem. We would leave home in the morning and could play all day, as long as we were back before it got dark. No one was able to reach us and no one minded. We did not have Play stations or X-Boxes, no video games at all. No 99 channels on TV, no videotape movies, no surround sound, no mobile phones, no personal computers, no DVDs, no Internet chat rooms. We had friends - we went outside and found them. We played elastics and rounder, and sometimes that ball really hurt! We fell out of trees, got cut, and broke bones but there were no lawsuits. We played knock-the-door-run-away and were actually afraid of the owners catching us. We walked to friends' homes. We also, believe it or not, WALKED to school; we didn't rely on mummy or daddy to drive us to school, which was just round the corner. We made up games with sticks and tennis balls. We rode bikes in packs of 7 and wore our coats by only the hood. The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of, they actually sided with the law. This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility and we learned how to deal with it all. And you're one of them. Congratulations! Pass this on to others who have had the luck to grow as real kids, before lawyers and government regulated our lives, for "our own good". For those of you who aren't old enough, thought you might like to read about us. This, my friends, is surprisingly frightening, and it might put a smile on your face: The majority of students in universities today were born in 1986, The Uptown Girl they know is by West life not Billy Joel. They have never heard of Rick Astley, Bananarama, Neneh Cherry or Belinda Carlisle. For them, there has always been only one Germany and one Vietnam. AIDS has existed since they were born. CD's have existed since they were born. Michael Jackson has always been white. To them John Travolta has always been round in shape and they can't imagine how this fat guy could be a god of dance. They believe that Charlie's Angels and Mission Impossible are films from recent years. They can never imagine life before computers. They'll never have pretended to be the A-Team, the Dukes of Hazard or the Famous Five. They can't believe a black and white television ever existed. And they will never understand how we could leave the house without a mobile phone. Now let's check if we're getting old, 1.You understand what was written above and you smile. 2.You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a night out. 3.Your friends are getting married/already married 4.You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortably with computers. 5.When you see children with mobile phones, you shake your head. 6.Having read this mail, you are thinking of forwarding it to some other friends because you think they will like it too, Yes, you're Getting old!! [/b] |
Re: Good Old Days. by romsky: 1:08pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
kai una don old seriously |
Re: Good Old Days. by OGUNS2002: 1:22pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
abi u see am! |
Re: Good Old Days. by carmelily: 3:06pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
romade: No be God? Na God! |
Re: Good Old Days. by Gabry(f): 3:09pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
God is so good Halleujah! God is so good Hallelujah! God is so good. . . He's so good to me! If I have a little black box I put the devil in. . . I take him out and chop! chop! chop! and put him back again. . . If I have a little Red Box I put my Jesus in. . . I take him out and Muah Muah Muah And show him to my friends. . . . |
Re: Good Old Days. by carmelily: 3:14pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
gabrywyl:Abeg, no be black box devil dey inside o. Tufiakwa! |
Re: Good Old Days. by romsky: 3:21pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
dat gurl don bcome sumtyn else i swear |
Re: Good Old Days. by Gabry(f): 3:23pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
Who u referrin to Pomade? |
Re: Good Old Days. by carmelily: 3:33pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
Re: Good Old Days. by Jeovy(m): 6:45pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
na wah o |
Re: Good Old Days. by sima(f): 7:06pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
@topic [i]**shouts**[/i]yeh paripa. . . . |
Re: Good Old Days. by carmelily: 1:28pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
sima: why? |
Re: Good Old Days. by sylve11: 2:00pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
zhy? |
Re: Good Old Days. by DamiD: 2:12pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
Really, I'm getting old |
Re: Good Old Days. by carmelily: 2:38pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
Dami D: ah, you obviously passed all those checkers at the bottom of the article? i did too! lol |
Re: Good Old Days. by romsky: 4:17pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
i did not pass all only 27% |
Re: Good Old Days. by sylve11: 4:30pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
don't tell me u dull |
Re: Good Old Days. by Opslag(m): 4:55pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
Na today! |
Re: Good Old Days. by sylve11: 4:59pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
romain where are thou? |
Re: Good Old Days. by tytylayor: 5:04pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
he dey try to refresh him brain |
Re: Good Old Days. by Opslag(m): 5:07pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
Lol!how u take know? |
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