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7 Types Of People U Meet In A Bank by YoungDaNaval(m): 10:24am On Oct 08, 2014 |
1) The MAT customer: He comes to the bank with mat/bed/pillow for everyone to sleep on(delaying us for more than 45 mins hours)with huge amount of money he has brought in for deposits and u start blaming urself, God why did I queue behind dis man? he makes people with lesser amount of money like 3k depositors or withdrawals start asking God why do bad things happen to good people.they start begging him bros abeg na 3k I wan pay ,let dem attend to me. :’( 2) The Pen Borrowers: They are always in the bank,common pen dey won't have. This people are very dangerous, once u borrow them the pen, u might find it difficult to identify them, At a bank in #Nigeria,once someone tells u "can I have ur pen" Believe me, that is the last time u will see that Pen. 3)The I Dey Your Back Team: Immediately they enter the bank, even before taking d slips(withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the last person and u hear them saying,i am @ ur back. if care is not taking 8people can tell u "I dey ur back",then at the end of the day,they cause confusion (na me dey hin back , I don't tell am, I was here before u blah blah) 4) The No protocol team: These kind of people don't obey the first come ,first serve slogan, they are mouthed in the bank,immediately they come in, they just walk up to the cashier or manager,he ask them to sit down and within 5 mins they have completed there transactions while u still dey dere dey look like mumu for queue.(God punish devil) .... thats my team 5) The Bank Door rejectees: These people will always have a problem with the bank door,then u see dem removing their belts,car keys,mobile phones etc and yet the manchine keeps shooting "pls go back" my bros next time come to bank Unclad,he go allow u in. 6)The slip wasters : These kind of people can waste slip for africa,to fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na jamb questions, u see them canceling, tearing ,squeezing and taking another one. To write common 3780 naira in words na gobe. Even the so called undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario. 7) The exile men: These people usually behave like dem no dey this world since 2 years,they will always be asking for today's date,even after telling them the correct date, they will ask someone else again. I tire for these people. You can add up Yours!! 1 Like |
Re: 7 Types Of People U Meet In A Bank by tinuolababy(f): 10:38am On Oct 08, 2014 |
hehehehe . I represent the "i dey your back team" |
Re: 7 Types Of People U Meet In A Bank by xwyze: 12:47am On Oct 20, 2014 |
Re: 7 Types Of People U Meet In A Bank by Nobody: 12:00am On Oct 25, 2014 |
[color=#990000][/color] Hmmm |
Re: 7 Types Of People U Meet In A Bank by YoungDaNaval(m): 5:25am On Oct 25, 2014 |
Lazbili:Haha Oga You're Welcome To Nairaland. This Place Rocks Lyk Madt! |
Re: 7 Types Of People U Meet In A Bank by Nobody: 12:41am On Oct 26, 2014 |
YoungDaNaval: Been around for sometime! Just chatting with my maga.. |
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